92 minutes
11/26/2003
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Billy Bob Thornton
as Willie
Tony Cox
as Marcus
Lauren Graham
as Sue
Brett Kelly
as The Kid
Lauren Tom
as Lois
Ajay Naidu
as Hindustani Troublemaker
Alex Borstein
as Milwaukee Mom with Photo
John Ritter
as Bob Chipeska
Bernie Mac
as Gin
Lorna Scott
as Milwaukee Mother
Harrison Bieker
as Milwaukee Boy
Alexandra Korhan
as Drum Set Girl
Dylan Charles
as Milwaukee Bratty Kid
Billy Gardell
as Milwaukee Security Guard
Lisa Ross
as Milwaukee Bartender
Bryan Callen
as Miami Bartender
Tom McGowan
as Harrison
Grace Calderon
as Big Booty Woman
Christine Pichardo
as Photo Elf
Bucky Dominick
as Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy
Georgia Eskew
as Barbie Girl
Hayden Bromberg
as Fraggle-Stick Boy
Max Van Ville
as Skateboard Bully
Briana Norton
as Pinball Girl
Octavia Spencer
as Opal
Hallie Singleton
as Woman in Food Court
Ryan Pinkston
as Shoplifter
Matt Walsh
as Herb
Natsuko Ohama
as Pedicurist
Dave Adams
as Prison Guard
Ethan Phillips
as Roger Merman
Joey Saravia
as Pokemon Child
Cody Strauch
as Watching Boy
Marshall Dvorin
as Watching Boy
Curtis Taylor
as Phoenix Security Guard
John Bunnell
as Police Chief
Janet Dey
as Bar Patron (uncredited)
Cloris Leachman
as Granny