
108 minutes
9/12/2013
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Danny Trejo
as Machete Cortez

Mel Gibson
as Luther Voz

Demián Bichir
as Mendez

Amber Heard
as Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Michelle Rodriguez
as Luz

Sofía Vergara
as Desdemona

Charlie Sheen
as Mr. President (credited as Carlos Estévez)

Jessica Alba
as Sartana Rivera

Lady Gaga
as La Camaleon

Alexa PenaVega
as KillJoy

Vanessa Hudgens
as Cereza Desdemona

Tom Savini
as Osiris Amanpour

Cuba Gooding Jr.
as El Camaleon

Antonio Banderas
as El Camaleon

Walton Goggins
as El Camaleon

William Sadler
as Sheriff Doakes

Marko Zaror
as Zaror

Julio Oscar Mechoso
as Chepo

Billy Blair
as Billy

Samuel Davis
as Clebourne
Felix Sabates
as Doc Felix

Electra Avellan
as Nurse Mona

Elise Avellan
as Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison
as Nurse Fine

Callie Hernandez
as Space Babe
Alejandro Antonio
as Boss of Mendez

Crystal Martinez
as Wife of Mendez

Corey Burton
as Trailer Voice Guy (voice)

Elon Musk
as Elon Musk

Emmy Robbin
as Pris

Jason Christopher
as Lieutenant Brass

Sam Medina
as Cartel Leader

J.J. Perry
as Voz's Henchman (uncredited)

Alexander Rodnyansky
as Radio Guest (uncredited)

Vincent Fuentes
as Cabrito Cook

Elle LaMont
as Dollface

Jorge A. Jimenez
as Dying Cartel Guy