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Machete Kills

Machete Kills

5.6

108 minutes

9/12/2013

Overview

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Cast List

  • Danny Trejo Picture

    Danny Trejo

    as Machete Cortez

  • Mel Gibson Picture

    Mel Gibson

    as Luther Voz

  • Demián Bichir Picture

    Demián Bichir

    as Mendez

  • Amber Heard Picture

    Amber Heard

    as Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

  • Michelle Rodriguez Picture

    Michelle Rodriguez

    as Luz

  • Sofía Vergara Picture

    Sofía Vergara

    as Desdemona

  • Charlie Sheen Picture

    Charlie Sheen

    as Mr. President (credited as Carlos Estévez)

  • Jessica Alba Picture

    Jessica Alba

    as Sartana Rivera

  • Lady Gaga Picture

    Lady Gaga

    as La Camaleon

  • Alexa PenaVega Picture

    Alexa PenaVega

    as KillJoy

  • Vanessa Hudgens Picture

    Vanessa Hudgens

    as Cereza Desdemona

  • Tom Savini Picture

    Tom Savini

    as Osiris Amanpour

  • Cuba Gooding Jr. Picture

    Cuba Gooding Jr.

    as El Camaleon

  • Antonio Banderas Picture

    Antonio Banderas

    as El Camaleon

  • Walton Goggins Picture

    Walton Goggins

    as El Camaleon

  • William Sadler Picture

    William Sadler

    as Sheriff Doakes

  • Marko Zaror Picture

    Marko Zaror

    as Zaror

  • Julio Oscar Mechoso Picture

    Julio Oscar Mechoso

    as Chepo

  • Billy Blair Picture

    Billy Blair

    as Billy

  • Samuel Davis Picture

    Samuel Davis

    as Clebourne

  • Felix Sabates Picture

    Felix Sabates

    as Doc Felix

  • Electra Avellan Picture

    Electra Avellan

    as Nurse Mona

  • Elise Avellan Picture

    Elise Avellan

    as Nurse Lisa

  • Marci Madison Picture

    Marci Madison

    as Nurse Fine

  • Callie Hernandez Picture

    Callie Hernandez

    as Space Babe

  • Alejandro Antonio Picture

    Alejandro Antonio

    as Boss of Mendez

  • Crystal Martinez Picture

    Crystal Martinez

    as Wife of Mendez

  • Corey Burton Picture

    Corey Burton

    as Trailer Voice Guy (voice)

  • Elon Musk Picture

    Elon Musk

    as Elon Musk

  • Emmy Robbin Picture

    Emmy Robbin

    as Pris

  • Jason Christopher Picture

    Jason Christopher

    as Lieutenant Brass

  • Sam Medina Picture

    Sam Medina

    as Cartel Leader

  • J.J. Perry Picture

    J.J. Perry

    as Voz's Henchman (uncredited)

  • Alexander Rodnyansky Picture

    Alexander Rodnyansky

    as Radio Guest (uncredited)

  • Vincent Fuentes Picture

    Vincent Fuentes

    as Cabrito Cook

  • Elle LaMont Picture

    Elle LaMont

    as Dollface

  • Jorge A. Jimenez Picture

    Jorge A. Jimenez

    as Dying Cartel Guy