102 minutes
1/1/2004
Floyd has never won Lotto. Nor has he won at OTB. He's a middle-aged flunk floundering from temp jobs to performing magic tricks in the street to earn a buck. His life consists of his therapist, his nursing home bound mother and B.S. sessions with other late bloomers. But on the day before his 40th birthday, he decides to take charge of his life and pursue his first career as a magician. He soon realizes, however, that due to his allergic reaction to rabbits and ineptitude for children, his future in birthday party magic seemed quite ephemeral. Upon meeting Lulu, another life wanderer, Floyd steps up his act for adults and decides to supplement his income by incorporating a wallet disappearing trick into the act with her as his assistant.
Gilbert Gottfried
as Strange Man
Laura Lockwood
as Woman #2
Andrea Barnes
as Linda
Gabriel Barre
as Floyd
Tommy Bayiokos
as Police Lineup Mob Boss
Delancey Birzin
as Student
David Brown
as Mel
Nolan Carley
as Cy
Josh Carpenter
as Swimmer
Barbara Christabella
as Lulu
Lynn Clayton
as Nurse
Vivienne Cooke
as Stella
Monique Corey
as Woman in Nursing Home
Brent Crawford
as Cop
Vincent De Paul
as Ryan Toddsworth
Artie Flecher
as Sal
Nat Halprin
as Waldo
Viola Harris
as Ida
Peter Linari
as Oscar
Archie MacGregor
as Artie
Michael David Mantell
as Frank
Marko
as Pornshop Clerk
Lou Martini Jr.
as Virgil
Adam Mastrelli
as Guy #2
Hamilton Meadows
as Garber
Cody Melton
as Bathroom Pick Pocket Victim
Chiko Mendez
as Swimmer
Yoshio Mita
as Allergist
Debra Pitkin
as Blood Bank Attendant
Laurie Rosenvald
as Temp Agency Woman
Todd S. Ross
as Bum
Jesus Ruiz
as Man #2
Joe Rydzewski
as Interviewer
Charles Sammarco
as Rod
Stanley Allen Sherman
as Hypnotist
Irma St. Paule
as Edith
Kenny Williams
as Grover
Brian Anthony Wilson
as Willy
Jennifer Wren
as Sexy Lifeguard
Aristedes Philip DuVal
as Sperm Bank Man (uncredited)