84 minutes
8/26/1992
Jerry tries to seduce his girlfriend Monica via hypnosis, but it accidentally makes her want to enter a convent and take a vow of chastity instead. Jerry tries to get her out by disguising himself as a priest and, later, a nun. Alas, his rescue attempt crosses paths with a mobster who's looking for his hidden stolen diamonds in the convent. Things get even more complicated when the pope himself decides to pay a surprise visit.
Melinda Clarke
as Monica
Richard Gabai
as Jerry / T.V. Evangelist
Jeff Bowser
as Zoomer
Rajnish Babakan
as Max
Kent Burden
as Theo
Karman Kruschke
as Sherry
Madison Monk
as Stuey
Tane McClure
as Rowena
Velvet Rhodes
as Sister Flavia
Mickey Rubin
as Beano
Angela Visser
as Catherine
Burt Ward
as The Pope
Karl Austen
as Beefcake #1
Michael Bennett
as Father Gibson
Kelly Brooke
as Arby's Babe #2
James R. Sweeney
as Father Flynn
Chris Decker
as Babe in Window
Robert Dorfmann
as Papal Security #1
Casey Fleming
as Beefcake #2
Ken Fornier
as Cardinal Clemmons
David L. Gabai
as Choir Maestro
Karen Ihling
as Poolside Manicure Babe
Cheryl Lawson
as Sister Gabriel
Tom McCrory
as Papal Security #2
Michael Parkhurst
as Sergeant Redneck
James Rhine
as Cardinal Hogan
Tony Scaduto
as Mondo He-Nun
M.A. Shapiro
as Sister Gabriella
Janelle Varada
as Arby's Babe #1
Henry Yu Yang
as Mr. Bruce Ly
Buddy Daniels Friedman
as Cleeghorn