The Love Guru
4.1
87 minutes
6/20/2008
Overview
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Cast List
Mike Myers
as Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba
as Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco
as Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good
as Prudence
John Oliver
as Dick Pants
Verne Troyer
as Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan
as Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert
as Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan
as Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley
as Guru Tugginmypuddha
Omid Djalili
as Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
as Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
as Jessica Simpson
Ye
as Kanye West
Trevor Heins
as Young Pitka
Samantha Bee
as Cinnabon Cashier
Boyd Banks
as EMT
Rob Huebel
as Frat Guy
Daniel Tosh
as Bar Patron
Rob Blake
as Himself
Telma Hopkins
as Lillian Roanoke
Rob Gfroerer
as Sickly Nerd
Liana Mendoza
as Dancer
Robert Cohen
as Nerd
Linda Kash
as Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough
as Assistant Coach
Gotham Chopra
as Deepak Early 20's
Suresh John
as Indian Man
Jaan Padda
as Young Deepak
Seán Cullen
as Referee
Matt Baram
as EMT
Garry Robbins
as Biker
Peter Schoelier
as Uncle Jack
Ben Gans
as Goal Post Judge
Alexia Filippeos
as 11-Year-Old Girl
Taylor Flood
as 11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil
as Sanjay
Graham Gordy
as DJ
Jahlani Bishop
as Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel
as Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus
as Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis
as Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey
as Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson
as Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis
as Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall
as Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason
as Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson
as Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd
as Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete
as Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence
as Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb
as Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard
as Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington
as Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis
as Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams
as Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst
as Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans
as Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris
as Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir
as Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo
as Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman
as Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg
as Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst
as Children's Church Choir
Krystal Kiran
as Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain
as Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar
as Group Dancer
Frank Bishun
as Group Dancer
Karun Pathak
as Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt
as Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu
as Group Dancer
Robert Halley
as Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla
as Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor
as Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha
as Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani
as Group Dancer
Hetal Patel
as Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas
as Group Dancer
Michelle Marshall
as Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay
as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer
as Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Madhumita Sen
as Group Dancer
Jessica Rotter
as Persian Beauty (uncredited)