59 minutes
9/1/2023
As 'alternative facts' began to overrun every corner of free speech, Western Civilization found itself divided like never before. Shouting replaced listening. Each side was utterly convinced of its rightness. Spoken words gushed forth, regardless of law or propriety. Citizens saw a verbal Civil War on the horizon and demanded something be done. Welcome to the world of the WordMeter, where every utterance is not only counted but also granted at the discretion of the higher powers. Everyone agrees this is a generous system because allotments of words can be replenished simply by scratching a winning ticket in the WordLotto.
Spencer Vaughn Kelly
as Tom Brennan
Dawna Lee Heising
as Crystal
Gui Kaleski
as Robbie (as Guillaume Kaleski)
Madison Spear
as Mary Brennan
Allison Price
as Karla Gruntz
Nicholas Garabedian
as Motor Boat DJ
Hettie Lynne Hurtes
as Mama Beverly
Manik Bahl
as Co-Worker #2
Mike Thompson
as Commissioner Root
Laura Richardson
as Deidre Root
Stacy Marie Turner
as Delores
Seth Brubaker
as Gio Geppetto
Tia Kai
as Jade
Roy Allen III
as Frank
Charlie Callas
as Computer Analyst Supervisor
Tiana Bes
as Woman on Elevator
Kaitlyn Furey
as Cocktail Waitress
Aaron Oberst
as Frat Guy
Matthew Layton
as Club Patron