
91 minutes
9/30/2005
A popular and beautiful politician plans to expose the evil-doings of a multinational corporation. Hoping to silence her, the corporation's top executives decide to hire the most incompetent detective they can find to act as her bodyguard.

Santiago Segura
as Torrente

José Mota
as Josito

Javier Gutiérrez
as Juan Francisco (as Javi Gutiérrez)

Carlos Latre
as Pepito

Tony Leblanc
as Tío Mauricio/Abuela

Eduardo García
as Torrente niño

Yvonne Sciò
as Giannina
Silvia Gambino
as Vanessa
Ruth Zanon
as Fiorella

Fabio Testi
as Montellini Roures

Enrique Villén
as Salas

Luis Larrodera
as Menéndez (as Luis Roderas)
Martin Czehmester
as Coloso
Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar
as El de la máscara
Fernando Sáez
as Geo 1

Paco Collado
as Geo 2
Enrique Sarasola
as Policía 1

Mad Crampi
as Ninja triste 1

Torbe
as Ninja triste 2
Jorge Segura
as Geo 3

Jimmy Barnatán
as José María
Damián Ramos
as Primo Cuco
Orlando Abad
as Nelson
Santiago Barullo
as Nigeriano

Xavier Deltell
as Linares

Jaime Ordóñez
as Ordoñez

José María Rubio
as Barragán

Pablo Pinedo
as Contreras

El Risitas
as Robledillo
Richy Castellanos
as Camuñas
Juan Miguel Fernández
as Vizcarra

Luixy Toledo
as Ramírez
José Manuel Moya
as Calvo Téllez
Jerónimo Cantero
as Calatrava
Regino Arellano
as Arellano
José M. Grande
as Churriti

Edda Díaz
as Señora pasajera

Maite Pastor
as Azafata
César Román
as Abdul
Héctor Alba
as Mahmoud Alnaib
Methieu Fremont
as Azafato
Jaime Lacasa
as Piloto
Susana Rugama
as Muchacha alegre
Briguithe Valderrama
as Muchacha alegre

Lucía Lapiedra
as Show Girl

Goyito Fernández
as Parrondo
María Luisa Osorio
as Vecina beata 1
Emiliana Olmedo
as Vecina beata 2
Ana María Sobrino
as Novia Damian
José Ramón Zabaleta
as Mecánico

Hicham Malayo
as Salim

Andreu Buenafuente
as Dominguero
María Dolores González
as Abuela niño Barça
Mario Calvo Gutiérrez
as Niño Barça
Bea Morillas
as Mujer del dominguero
Cañita Brava
as Antoñito
Vanesa Zamora
as Chica joven
Carola Baleztena
as Araceli
María Jesús Blascerra
as Virtudes

Usun Yoon
as Masajista 1

Helga Liné
as Señorona 1
Habdou Diarra
as Orador camerunés
Albert Canil
as Ecologista
Fernando Torrente
as Cliente
Lee Lorentz
as Mister Bush

John Landis
as Embajador árabe

Dani Martín
as Yonki amigo Josito

Marisa Medina
as Manoli

Fofito
as Telescópico

Marcos Mundstock
as Jefe mercenarios

Carlos Iglesias
as Benito

Florentino Fernández
as Hombre del lavabo
Mami Quevedo
as Guardaespaldas Giannina
Fran Murcia
as Guardaespaldas Giannina

Fernando Torres
as Fernando Torres

Oliver Stone
as Inglés borracho

Iker Casillas
as Íker Casillas

José María Gutiérrez
as Guti

Iván Helguera
as Iván Helguera
Carlos Pumares
as Sr. Maqueda

Eduardo Gómez
as Hombre del hotel

Santiago Urrialde
as Manolito

El Fary
as El Fary

Guillermo del Toro
as Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted)
Juanma Ortega
as Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Nicolás Fernández Luna
as Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)
Cristina Charro
as Meretriz

Matías Prats Jr.
as Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited)

Carmen Ruiz
as Prostituta (uncredited)

Manolo Reyes 'Pozí'
as (Self)