No Sex Please: We're British
5.1
85 minutes
7/25/1973
Overview
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Cast List
Ronnie Corbett
as Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
as Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
as Mr Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
as David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
as Penny Hunter
David Swift
as Inspector Paul
Michael Bates
as Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall
as Daphne
Deryck Guyler
as Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
as Susan
Margaret Nolan
as Barbara
Gerald Sim
as Reverend Mower
Michael Robbins
as Car Driver
Frank Thornton
as Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
as Traffic Warden
Sydney Bromley
as Rag & Bone Man
Robin Askwith
as Baker's Delivery Man
Lloyd Lamble
as American Man
Mavis Villiers
as American Lady
John Bindon
as Pete
Stephen Greif
as Niko
Brian Wilde
as Policeman
Eric Longworth
as Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
as Postman
Fred Griffiths
as Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths
as Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
as White Line Workman
Bart Allison
as Council Workman