
102 minutes
3/13/2025
In an effort to land the guy she's been pining after since grade school, Abby hires a local stripper named Santa Monica to teach her everything she needs to know about confidence and sex.

Chloe Fineman
as Santa Monica

Sam Morelos
as Abby

Matt Cornett
as Max

Nicole Byer
as Destiny

Liza Koshy
as Angel

Natalie Morales
as Robin

Paula Pell
as Betty Spaghetti

Charlie Day
as Rick Richards

Alex Moffat
as DJ Don

Fernando Carsa
as The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros

Scott Connors
as Ron

Emy Coligado
as Margaret

Ava DeMary
as Mercedes
Ellie Santos
as Abby (Age 7)
Mason Gozzi
as Max (Age 7)

Luciana VanDette
as Mercedes (Age 7)
Alina Santos
as Abby (Age 12)
James Kelly
as Max (Age 12)
Andy Schneeflock
as Steve
Terrence Shingler
as Dave

Guinevere Govea
as Lily Rose

Michael Kostroff
as Nurse Appleman

Kevin Craig West
as Homeroom Teacher

Julia DiCesare
as Celine
Ali Stoner
as Nurse Customer
Elena Estér
as Rita the Realtor
Shravan Venkatesh
as Teenage Boy

Kevin Curtis
as Judas

Ben Heineman
as Dicky
Jed Feiman
as Skinny Dweeb

Jillian Bell
as Cashier
Elle Amyra
as Lola

Grace Reiter
as Nerdy Gamer
Justin Masters
as Jeremy

Chad Addison
as Will
Ezra Johnson
as Stoner Kid #1

Tommy Armstrong
as Stoner Kid #2

Ryan Micho
as Ryan
Thalia Gerloff
as Gamer Stacey

Stephen C. Bradbury
as Gary

Melinda Tanner
as Sister Betty
Sheldon Best
as Additional Voice (voice)

Kaliswa Brewster
as Additional Voice (voice)

Dann Fink
as Additional Voice (voice)

Daphne Gaines
as Additional Voice (voice)
Jess Kaliban
as Additional Voice (voice)

Armando Riesco
as Additional Voice (voice)

Cameron Scoggins
as Additional Voice(voice)

Jessica Keenan Wynn
as Additional Voice (voice)

Alberto Bonilla
as Gene (uncredited)
Flynn Harper
as Catholic School Student (uncredited)
Kayla LaVine
as Girl in Flower Dress at Wedding Scene (uncredited)
Jimmy Mehs
as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Celeste Oliva
as Maya (uncredited)