
109 minutes
11/3/2007
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.

Rob Schneider
as Big Stan

David Carradine
as The Master

Sally Kirkland
as Madame Foreman

Jennifer Morrison
as Mindy

Scott Wilson
as Warden Gasque

Richard Kind
as Mal

M. Emmet Walsh
as Lew Popper

Henry Gibson
as Shorts

Richard Riehle
as Judge Perry

Marcia Wallace
as Alma

Simon Rhee
as Master Cho

Pilar Schneider
as Board of Governors

Dan Haggerty
as Tubby

Brandon Molale
as Piken

Dan Inosanto
as Prison Chef

Ahman Green
as Diamond King

Randy Couture
as Carnahan

Brandon T. Jackson
as Deshawn

Don Frye
as Nation Member

Peter Vasquez
as Juanito

Jim Cody Williams
as Tyler

Bob Sapp
as Big Raymond

Buddy Lewis
as Cleon

Jackson Rathbone
as Robbie

Salvator Xuereb
as Patterson

Tsuyoshi Abe
as Dang

Kevin Gage
as Bullard

Diego Corrales
as Julio

Federico Dordei
as Faribe
Wes Takahashi
as Bartender
Matt Farley
as Bailiff
Richard Kwon
as Seymore

Olivia Munn
as Secretary

Barbara Dodd
as Mrs. Darby

Megan Cavanagh
as Parole Board
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
as Inmate
Joe Goossen
as Gay Foosball Champion
Faith Womack
as Mindy Jr.
Damian F. Sandolo
as Police Officer

Chris Moss
as Prison Dancer

David Alan Graf
as Councilman Weintraub

Bruno Alexander
as Hendricks
Jon Tenting
as Police Officer #2

Brett Wagner
as Nazi Joe
Enrique Teves
as Piano Player
Andrew Bernhard
as Inmate
T.J. Amato
as Waiter #1 (uncredited)