109 minutes
11/3/2007
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Rob Schneider
as Big Stan
David Carradine
as The Master
Sally Kirkland
as Madame Foreman
Jennifer Morrison
as Mindy
Scott Wilson
as Warden Gasque
Richard Kind
as Mal
M. Emmet Walsh
as Lew Popper
Henry Gibson
as Shorts
Richard Riehle
as Judge Perry
Marcia Wallace
as Alma
Simon Rhee
as Master Cho
Pilar Schneider
as Board of Governors
Dan Haggerty
as Tubby
Brandon Molale
as Piken
Dan Inosanto
as Prison Chef
Ahman Green
as Diamond King
Randy Couture
as Carnahan
Brandon T. Jackson
as Deshawn
Don Frye
as Nation Member
Peter Vasquez
as Juanito
Jim Cody Williams
as Tyler
Bob Sapp
as Big Raymond
Buddy Lewis
as Cleon
Jackson Rathbone
as Robbie
Salvator Xuereb
as Patterson
Tsuyoshi Abe
as Dang
Kevin Gage
as Bullard
Diego Corrales
as Julio
Federico Dordei
as Faribe
Wes Takahashi
as Bartender
Matt Farley
as Bailiff
Richard Kwon
as Seymore
Olivia Munn
as Secretary
Barbara Dodd
as Mrs. Darby
Megan Cavanagh
as Parole Board
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
as Inmate
Joe Goossen
as Gay Foosball Champion
Faith Womack
as Mindy Jr.
Damian F. Sandolo
as Police Officer
Chris Moss
as Prison Dancer
David Alan Graf
as Councilman Weintraub
Bruno Alexander
as Hendricks
Jon Tenting
as Police Officer #2
Brett Wagner
as Nazi Joe
Enrique Teves
as Piano Player
Andrew Bernhard
as Inmate