
94 minutes
5/16/2012
John Smith has been happily involved in a bigamous marriage for five years. He lives with Stephanie in Finsbury and Michelle in Stockwell. Fortunately, for John, he's a taxi driver which involves varying shift work! Simple? Well, when John unwittingly becomes a have-a-go hero and the Finsbury and Stockwell police forces discover something suspicious in their paperwork, John's happy bubble is about to be burst. The action of the movie takes place during the next hectic 24 hours as John, with the assistance of his gullible neighbor Gary, rush between North and South London attempting to thwart the police and prevent the two loving wives coming face to face!

Danny Dyer
as John Smith

Sarah Harding
as Stephanie Smith

Denise Van Outen
as Michelle Smith

Neil Morrissey
as Gary Gardner

Kellie Shirley
as Susie Browning

Christopher Biggins
as Bobby Franklin

Lionel Blair
as Cyril
Jeffrey Holland
as Dick Holland

Richard Briers
as Newspaper Seller

Barry Cryer
as Busker

Judi Dench
as Bag Lady

Rolf Harris
as Busker

Cliff Richard
as Busker
Ian Cullen
Gareth Marks

Nicholas Le Prevost
as D. S. Porterhouse

Pamela Cundell

Peter Blake
as Man reading newspaper

Ben Cartwright
as D. S. Troughton

Derek Griffiths
as Stockwell Police Officer

Jean Fergusson
as Exercising Woman
Jennifer Wilson

Vicki Michelle
as Tourist

Jenny Seagrove
as Taxi Passenger

Russ Abbot
as Hospital Patient

Nicky Henson
as Hospital Patient

Bernard Cribbins
as Hospital Patient

Brian Murphy
as Allotment Man
Marcia Warren
as Woman on Seat

June Whitfield
as Exercising Woman

Maureen Lipman
as Exercising Woman

Katy Manning
as Exercising Woman

Liza Goddard
as Exercising Woman

Su Pollard
as Shopkeeper

Andrew Sachs
as Clumsy Waiter

Derek Fowlds
as Man in Hat

Robin Askwith
as Bus Driver

Mark Wingett
as Man Outside Cafe

Sylvia Syms
as Hip Operation Woman

Donald Sinden
as Man on Bus

Finty Williams

Wendy Craig
as Nanny

Geoffrey Palmer
as Man on Toilet

Lynda Baron
as Nurse

Frank Thornton
as Man on Bus

Bill Pertwee
as Man on Bus

Tony Britton
as Man on Bus

Wanda Ventham
as Woman on Bus

Michael Cochrane
as Man on Bus

Louise Jameson
as Receptionist

Timothy West
as Man in Pub

Prunella Scales
as Woman in Pub

Jess Conrad
as Piano Player

Tom Conti
as Actor

Les Dennis
as Man on Street

Noel Edmonds
as Man in Shop

Vernon Kay
as Plate-Spinning Man

Pat Sharp
as Man in Flat

Dennis Waterman
as Minding Person
Anita Graham

Jeffrey Holland
as Dick Holland

David Janson
Jennifer Hill
as Actress

Damien Swaby