94 minutes
5/16/2012
John Smith has been happily involved in a bigamous marriage for five years. He lives with Stephanie in Finsbury and Michelle in Stockwell. Fortunately, for John, he's a taxi driver which involves varying shift work! Simple? Well, when John unwittingly becomes a have-a-go hero and the Finsbury and Stockwell police forces discover something suspicious in their paperwork, John's happy bubble is about to be burst. The action of the movie takes place during the next hectic 24 hours as John, with the assistance of his gullible neighbor Gary, rush between North and South London attempting to thwart the police and prevent the two loving wives coming face to face!
Danny Dyer
as John Smith
Sarah Harding
as Stephanie Smith
Denise Van Outen
as Michelle Smith
Neil Morrissey
as Gary Gardner
Kellie Shirley
as Susie Browning
Christopher Biggins
as Bobby Franklin
Lionel Blair
as Cyril
Jeffrey Holland
as Dick Holland
Richard Briers
as Newspaper Seller
Barry Cryer
as Busker
Judi Dench
as Bag Lady
Rolf Harris
as Busker
Cliff Richard
as Busker
Ian Cullen
Gareth Marks
Nicholas Le Prevost
as D. S. Porterhouse
Pamela Cundell
Peter Blake
as Man reading newspaper
Ben Cartwright
as D. S. Troughton
Derek Griffiths
as Stockwell Police Officer
Jean Fergusson
as Exercising Woman
Jennifer Wilson
Vicki Michelle
as Tourist
Jenny Seagrove
as Taxi Passenger
Russ Abbot
as Hospital Patient
Nicky Henson
as Hospital Patient
Bernard Cribbins
as Hospital Patient
Brian Murphy
as Allotment Man
Marcia Warren
as Woman on Seat
June Whitfield
as Exercising Woman
Maureen Lipman
as Exercising Woman
Katy Manning
as Exercising Woman
Liza Goddard
as Exercising Woman
Su Pollard
as Shopkeeper
Andrew Sachs
as Clumsy Waiter
Derek Fowlds
as Man in Hat
Robin Askwith
as Bus Driver
Mark Wingett
as Man Outside Cafe
Sylvia Syms
as Hip Operation Woman
Donald Sinden
as Man on Bus
Finty Williams
Wendy Craig
as Nanny
Geoffrey Palmer
as Man on Toilet
Lynda Baron
as Nurse
Frank Thornton
as Man on Bus
Bill Pertwee
as Man on Bus
Tony Britton
as Man on Bus
Wanda Ventham
as Woman on Bus
Michael Cochrane
as Man on Bus
Louise Jameson
as Receptionist
Timothy West
as Man in Pub
Prunella Scales
as Woman in Pub
Jess Conrad
as Piano Player
Tom Conti
as Actor
Les Dennis
as Man on Street
Noel Edmonds
as Man in Shop
Vernon Kay
as Plate-Spinning Man
Pat Sharp
as Man in Flat
Dennis Waterman
as Minding Person
Anita Graham
Jeffrey Holland
as Dick Holland
David Janson