Blondes Have More Guns
3.857
90 minutes
2/16/1996
Overview
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Cast List
Michael McGaharn
as Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
as Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
as Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak
as Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau
as Captain Hook
David Myers
as Lyle Shotz
Ken Belsky
as The Doctor
Benny Buettner
as Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
Ramona Lisa
as Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee
as Tom Woo
Ron Meier
as Detective
Richard Myers
as Dahmer
Anderson Lim
as Short Cop
Bebe Conrad
as Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari
as Security Guard
Carol Daly
as Lorena
Dianne Lanning
as Harry's Mother
Megan Bajon
as Harry's Sister
Antoinette Sandmann
as Mrs. Landers
Cathy Pizza
as Screaming Woman
Karl-Heinz Teuber
as Montana's Father
John Faris
as Telemarketer
Regis DeMidio
as Television Producer
Ferris Suer
as Last Rights Priest
Brian Vouglas
as Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
Doug Holt
as Sir Valliance
Lee Phillips
as Nurse
David Furtado
as Hugh Myer
Denise Gernandt
as Bouncer