Stuck on You
5.3
119 minutes
12/10/2003
Overview
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
Cast List
Matt Damon
as Bob
Greg Kinnear
as Walt
Eva Mendes
as April
Wen Yann Shih
as May
Pat Crawford Brown
as Mimmy
Ray 'Rocket' Valliere
as Rocket
Tommy Songin
as Tommy
Terence Bernie Hines
as Moe
Cher
as Cher
Jackie Flynn
as Howard
Seymour Cassel
as Morty O'Reilly
Griffin Dunne
as Griffin Dunne
Bridget Tobin
as Vineyard Cutie
Danny Murphy
as Dicky
Malcolm G. Chase Jr.
as Vineyard Buddy
Steve Cerrone
as Dart in Head Guy
Docky
as Short-Fused Geezer
Will Coogan
as Eddie
Skyler Stone
as George
Leslie Monroe
as Vineyard Patron
Mike Cerrone
as Hockey Stud
Michael Lee Merrins
as Umpire #1
Jonathan Cauff
as Umpire #2
Sean Gildea
as Baseball Coach
Michael Callan
as Fox Prexy
Dane Cook
as Officer Fraioli
Steve Tyler
as Officer Reney
Peter Dante
as Officer Hill
Benjamin Koldyke
as Officer Johnson
Jessica Cauffiel
as Bar Hottie
Roger Fan
as Executive #1
Jennifer Burnham
as Executive #2
Elaine Curtis
as Cher's Assistant
Gary Valentine
as Wes
Mariann Neary
as Purse Babe #1
Terez Kocsis
as Purse Babe #2
Ben Carson
as Head Surgeon
Sayed Badreya
as Assisting Surgeon
Hillary Matthews
as Nurse's Aide
Dan Geraci
as Handsome Hospital Orderly
Bob Mone
as Hospital Heartthrob
Brian Mone
as Tall Man
Catherine McCord
as Jogger Babe #1
Kelly Albanese
as Jogger Babe #2
Paulina Neely
as Jogger Babe #3
Daniel Greene
as Mr. Tourist
Brian Hayes Currie
as Laughing Director
Tracy Ashton
as Casting Agent #2
Ellen Jacoby
as Casting Agent #7
Doug Jones
as Space Alien #2
Lin Shaye
as Makeup Babe
Johnny Cicco
as Porno Director
Juliet Cariaga
as Marianna Trench
Jeff Ross
as Beaze Security Guard
Googy Gress
as Pete Peterson
Jay Leno
as Jay Leno
Gene Feldman
as Beaze Assistant Director
Kiele Sanchez
as Pepper Spray Cutie
Luke Wilson
as Luke Wilson
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
as Double Bubble Casting Agent
Tom Brady
as Computer Geek #1
Lawyer Milloy
as Computer Geek #2
George Christy
as Beaze Stagehand
Stephen Saux
as Drive-by Heckler
Tracey Ruggiero
as Barney's Waitress
Rhona Mitra
as Bus Stop Bombshell
Ashley B. Howard
as Blonde Double Bubble Babe
Monika Kramlik
as Brunette Double Bubble Babe
Adam Shankman
as Choreographer / Waiter
Cam Neely
as MV Hockey Player
Lisa Ratzin
as Dancer #3
Apple Farrelly
as LA Restaurant Patron
Remy Thorne
as MV Sideline Fan
Troy Brown
as Pro Golf Tour Caddy
Ryan Biegel
as Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience
Frankie Muniz
as Frankie Muniz (uncredited)
Deborah Smith Ford
as Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Mary Hart
as Mary Hart (uncredited)
Meryl Streep
as Meryl Streep (uncredited)
Bella Thorne
as MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura
as Jesse Ventura (uncredited)
Fernanda Lima
as Fernanda Lima (uncredited)