The Hebrew Hammer

5.377

81 minutes

12/5/2003

Overview

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Cast List

Adam Goldberg
as Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy Greer
as Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick
as Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles
as Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote
as JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn
as Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen
as Tiny Tim
Tony Cox
as Jamal
Richard Riehle
as Santa
Melvin Van Peebles
as Sweetback
Rachel Dratch
as Tikva
Harrison Chad
as Schlomo
Jim Petersmith
as Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe
as Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer
as Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix
as Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur
as Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado
as Tony
Brad Duck
as Jimmy
Jason Fuchs
as Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Ed Koch
as Himself
Gary Pratt
as Head Elf
Woodrow Asai
as Mun Chi
Daryl Wein
as Teenage Gentile
Michael Mylett
as Gentile Boy No. 1
T.J. Sullivan
as Gentile Boy No. 2
Audrey Twitchell
as Gentile Girl No. 1
Alexa Eisenstein
as Gentile Girl No. 2
Evelyn Page
as Old Woman
George Hosmer
as Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz
as ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel
as JDL Member No. 1
Alan Nebelthau
as JDL Member No. 2
Jerome F. Richards
as Council Elder
C.P. Lacey
as Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Ephraim Benton
as Black Teen
Devin Rene Burns
as Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh
as Freckle-Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn
as Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon
as Bambi