86 minutes
2/22/1960
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.
Sid James
as Sergeant Frank Wilkins
Eric Barker
as Inspector Mills
Kenneth Connor
as Constable Charlie Constable
Charles Hawtrey
as Special Constable Timothy Gorse
Kenneth Williams
as Constable Stanley Benson
Leslie Phillips
as Constable Tom Potter
Joan Sims
as Policewoman Gloria Passworthy
Hattie Jacques
as Sergeant Laura Moon
Shirley Eaton
as Sally Barry
Cyril Chamberlain
as Constable Thurston
Joan Hickson
as Mrs. May
Irene Handl
as Willie's Mother
Terence Longdon
as Herbert Hall
Jill Adams
as Policewoman Harrison
Freddie Mills
as Jewel Thief
Brian Oulton
as Store Manager
Victor Maddern
as Detective Sergeant Liddell
Joan Young
as Lady Mayoress
Esma Cannon
as Deaf Old Lady
Hilda Fenemore
as Woman Needing a Penny
Noel Dyson
as Fluff's Owner
Tom Gill
as Citizen
Frank Forsyth
as Citizen
John Antrobus
as Citizen
Robin Ray
as Assistant Manager
Michael Balfour
as Matt
Diane Aubrey
as Honoria
Ian Curry
as Eric
Mary Law
as Shop Assistant
Lucy Griffiths
as Miss Horton
Eric Corrie
as Citizen
Peter Bennett
as Pickpocket
Jack Taylor
as Cliff
Eric Boon
as Shorty
Dorinda Stevens
as Young Woman
William Baskiville
as Constable (uncredited)
Paul Beradi
as Angry Citizen (uncredited)
Tom Cubitt
as Jeweller (uncredited)
Arnold Diamond
as Chief Constable (voice) (uncredited)
Norman Fisher
as Angry Citizen (uncredited)
Tex Fuller
as Van Man (uncredited)
Colin Gordon
as (uncredited)
Jack Hetherington
as Tied-Up Man (uncredited)
Arthur Howell
as Constable (uncredited)
Robert Howell
as Little Willie (uncredited)
Mary Jones
as Radio Actress (voice) (uncredited)
Peter Kelly
as Jewel Thief (uncredited)
Ken Kennedy
as Wall-Eyed Man (uncredited)
Janetta Lake
as Girl with Dog (uncredited)
John Langley
as Boy in Cart (uncredited)
Don McMurray
as Policeman (uncredited)
Guy Mills
as Constable (uncredited)
Joe Phelps
as Constable (uncredited)
Alfred Pim
as Newsvendor (uncredited)
Fred Real
as Shopper (uncredited)
Anthony Sagar
as Angry Citizen (uncredited)
Bruce Seton
as (uncredited)
Jack Silk
as Constable (uncredited)
Charles Stanley
as Newspaper Man (uncredited)
Marianne Stone
as Miss Horton (voice) (uncredited)
Reg Thomason
as Radio Operator (uncredited)
Frederick Treves
as Radio Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Robert Vossler
as Constable (uncredited)
Kenneth J. Warren
as Chauffeur (uncredited)
Margaret St. Barbe West
as Shop Assistant (uncredited)
Ian Wilson
as (uncredited)