
92 minutes
9/29/1992
Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.

Robert Caso
as Frank I / Ethel

Kevin Schon
as Frank II / Mirabelle

Courtney Gibbs
as Misty Blue / Joanne

Herb Edelman
as Rupert Hess

Brian Thompson
as Bruno

M. Emmet Walsh
as Garcia / Gesundheim

Shannon Tweed
as The First Class Stewardess

Zsa Zsa Gabor
as The Stewardess

Little Richard
as Airborne Mustard Lover

John Vernon
as Von Bulo

Alex Cord
as Herskovitz

Yvonne De Carlo
as Mrs. Hess

Richard Gautier
as The Bartender

Norman Fell
as The Dentist

Billy Barty
as The Bell Boy

Lou Ferrigno
as Fed. #1

David Birney
as Fed. #2

Camilla Sparv
as The Maitre D'

Erik Estrada
as Gonzales

Bubba Smith
as The Cop

Shelley Michelle
as Miss Honduras
Julie Gray
as Miss Hungary
Lisa Altamirano
as Miss Spain

Cindy Ambuehl
as Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)

Donna Baltron
as Miss Cuba
Penelope Crabtree
as Miss Poland

Natasha Pavlovich
as Miss Bolivia

Kelly Fine
as Miss Iraq

Maureen Flaherty
as Miss Romania

Andrea Parker
as Miss France

Spice Williams-Crosby
as Sam
Virginia Brady
as Butch Guard
Jamee Natella
as Waitress

Ted Lange
as The Flower Peddler

Robert Sacchi
as Gesundheim II