92 minutes
9/29/1992
Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
Robert Caso
as Frank I / Ethel
Kevin Schon
as Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
as Misty Blue / Joanne
Herb Edelman
as Rupert Hess
Brian Thompson
as Bruno
M. Emmet Walsh
as Garcia / Gesundheim
Shannon Tweed
as The First Class Stewardess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
as The Stewardess
Little Richard
as Airborne Mustard Lover
John Vernon
as Von Bulo
Alex Cord
as Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
as Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
as The Bartender
Norman Fell
as The Dentist
Billy Barty
as The Bell Boy
Lou Ferrigno
as Fed. #1
David Birney
as Fed. #2
Camilla Sparv
as The Maitre D'
Erik Estrada
as Gonzales
Bubba Smith
as The Cop
Shelley Michelle
as Miss Honduras
Julie Gray
as Miss Hungary
Lisa Altamirano
as Miss Spain
Cindy Ambuehl
as Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Donna Baltron
as Miss Cuba
Penelope Crabtree
as Miss Poland
Natasha Pavlovich
as Miss Bolivia
Kelly Fine
as Miss Iraq
Maureen Flaherty
as Miss Romania
Andrea Parker
as Miss France
Spice Williams-Crosby
as Sam
Virginia Brady
as Butch Guard
Jamee Natella
as Waitress
Ted Lange
as The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
as Gesundheim II