100 minutes
12/3/1980
A detective, fresh out of the academy (lowest mark in class), gets the assignment to bodyguard a spoiled rich girl reporter. She's been interviewed on TV and has questioned the virility of a mobster who kidnaps her later.
Coluche
as Trainee inspector Michel Clément / Commissioner Jules Clément
Gérard Depardieu
as Roger Morzini, public enemy number 1
Dominique Lavanant
as Marie-Anne Prossant, journalist
Julien Guiomar
as Divisional commissioner Vermillot
Alain Mottet
as Dumeze, police director
François Perrot
as Louis Prossant, press magnate and father of Marie-Anne
Jean Bouchaud
as Inspector Zingo
Clément Harari
as Doctor Haquenbusch
Philippe Khorsand
as Alphonse Rouchard, rapist of the little girl on the canal
Hubert Deschamps
as Inspector Marcel Watrin
Martin Lamotte
as Inspector Gaffuri
Dany Saval
as Antique dealer
Marthe Villalonga
as Marthe Clément, Michel's mother
Richard Anconina
as Philou, friend of Michel
Féodor Atkine
as Merlino, photographer
Richard Bohringer
as Anthropometry Service Cop
Jeanne Herviale
as Denise Morzini, mother of Roger
Michel Puterflam
as Gégé, bartender and partner of Michel at pétanque
Louison Roblin
as Lawyer of the little girl victim of Rouchard
Christian Spillemaecker
as Zibet, student inspector
Rémy Azzolini
as Goniometry specialist
Gérard Holtz
as TV presenter
Nicholas Bang
as English customer
Gaëtan Bloom
as Tramp
Gérard Cailleux
as Guitarist
André Chaumeau
as Investigating judge
Bouboule
as 'The elegant'
Gérard Couderc
as Inspector
Monique Couturier
as Cashier at Fouquet's
Hélène Zidi
as Sarah
Gabriel Gobin
as Satyr's lawyer
Gérard Guit
as Waiter at Fouquet's
Youssef Hamid
as Mustapha
Dominique Hulin
as Inspector 'Presse-purée'
Henri Lambert
as 'Pierrot le fou'
Patrick Laurent
as Loulou, friend of Michel
Jack Lenoir
as Accomplice of Morzini
Jean-Paul Lilienfeld
as Libenstein, student inspector
Yves Morgan-Jones
as Gendarmerie captain
Michel Pilorgé
as 'The sheep'
Pierre Plessis
as Charlie, seasoned police inspector
Amélie Prévost
as Saleswoman at "Nina Ricci"
Roger Riffard
as Parking valet
Gilbert Robin
as Prosecutor
Jean-Michel Vaguelsy
as TV set assistant
Huguette Vergne
as Mrs. Prossant, wife of Louis and mother of Marie-Anne
Patrick Zard
as Luis, friend of Michel
Hippolyte Girardot
as Friend of Michel Clément (uncredited)
Michel Berreur
as Accomplice of Morzini (uncredited)
Maria Laborit
as Host of the show “Nous les femmes” (uncredited)
Jean Martin
as Examination policeman (uncredited)