Screwballs

5.1

80 minutes

4/1/1983

Overview

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Cast List

Peter Keleghan
as Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
as Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
as Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
as Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
as Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
as Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
as Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
as Rhonda Rockett
Donnie Bowes
as Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooks
as Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylan
as Vince the Prince
Paula Farmer
as Miss Shivers
Joe Crozier
as Ward Busch
Heather Smith
as June Busch
Nola Wale
as Mrs. Roach
Nanci Chambers
as Trisha
John Fox
as MC
Jan Taylor Hendricks
as Sarah Bellum
Carolyn Tweedle
as Librarian
John Glossop
as Moose Reardon
Tim Dunphy
Mitch Sherman
Leslie Lahoda
Howard Nemetz
Simon Rakoff
Rosalia Martino
Raven De La Croix
as Miss Anna Tommical
Kim Cayer
as T & A Cheerleader
Astrid Falconi
as T & A Cheerleader
Angela Jensen
as T & A Cheerleader
Allison Smith
as T & A Cheerleader
Shannon McMahon Lichte
as T & A Cheerleader
Stephanie Murgaski
as T & A Cheerleader
Jennifer Inch
as Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)
Lila Durette
as Sunbather (uncredited)
Carrie Leigh
as Bowler (uncredited)
Arnie Miller
as American Legionnaire (uncredited)