
86 minutes
9/23/2003
A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof... as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve, we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything), and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale).
Joe Smith
as Joe
Tina Carlucci
as Tina
Adam Sarner
as Adam
Grace Creech
as Grace
Dean Haspiel
as Dean
Christian Urich
as Christian

Dyanna Lauren
as Self
Jonathan Ave
as FBI Guy
Macha Ross
as Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3
Roland Smart
as Robber
Victor Boisseau
as K-Y Customer #1
Dave Schneider
as Kevin Smith
Frank Godek
as Tina's First Love
Romeo Alaeff
as Woman w/Male Genitalia
Mario Lanzo
as Trekkie
Meghan Foley
as The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston
Chris Gaffney
as Delivery Guy
Paul McGillicuddy
as K-Y Customer #2
Harry Smyte
as Harry
Jerome Perlswig
as Nipple Clamps
Jessica Moriber
as What Do You Think?
Amanda Emil
as Russian Woman
Tina Gaffney
as Jamaican Woman

Moby
as Excalibur / Dildo Head
Rob Todd
as Cat Video
Diana Devlin
as Jar Jar Fan

Brian O'Halloran
as Clerk
Peter J. Morse Jr.
as Cop
John Schnatterly
as Man w/Dildo
Duchamp Onion
as Naked Guy
Leonard Eisen
as Borschtbelter
Kevin L. Bright
as Sticky
Peter Prescott
as Manager

Toby Amies
as Family Man
Michael Landers
as Latino Customer
Paul Sanchez IV
as Cowboy
Philippa M. Purdy
as Woman in Line
Victoria Harrington
as Girl on Floor
Drew Buckland
as Mad Bomber
Dominique Paul
as Tina's Sister
Justin Hennessy
as Porn Fan
Brian Winton
as Porn Fan
Lee Milazzo
as Porn Fan
Len Rowe
as Porn Fan
Jean Connally
as Porn Fan
Tymarshal Young
as Porn Fan
John Moncure
as Porn Fan

Steven St. Croix
as Santa
Fancy
as Space Alien
Dave Zamboni
as Self