

89 minutes
3/12/1962
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

Sidney James
as Captain Wellington Crowther

Kenneth Williams
as First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks

Kenneth Connor
as Dr. Arthur Binn

Liz Fraser
as Glad Trimble
Dilys Laye
as Flo Castle

Esma Cannon
as Bridget Madderley

Lance Percival
as Wilfred Haines
Jimmy Thompson
as Sam Turner

Ronnie Stevens
as Drunk Passenger

Vincent Ball
as Jenkins

Cyril Chamberlain
as Tom Tree

Willoughby Goddard
as Large Man

Ed Devereaux
as Young Officer
Brian Rawlinson
as Nervous Steward

Anton Rodgers
as Young Man
Anthony Sagar
as Cook
Terence Frisby
as Passenger

Mario Fabrizi
as Second Cook
Marian Collins
as Bride
Jill Mai Meredith
as Shapely Miss
Alan Casley
as Sailor
Evan David
as Bridegroom
Joyce Adams
as Passenger (uncredited)
Del Baker
as Officer (uncredited)
Roy Beck
as Passenger (uncredited)
Joe Beckett
as Passenger (uncredited)
Hyma Beckley
as Passenger (uncredited)
Roberto Cardinali
as Dr. Arthur Binn (singing voice) (uncredited)
Pauline Chamberlain
as Passenger (uncredited)

Norman Coburn
as Wireless Operator (uncredited)
Jean Collins
as Passenger (uncredited)
Peter Evans
as Passenger (uncredited)
Roy Everson
as Officer (uncredited)
Alan Gibbs
as Passenger (uncredited)
Alex Graham
as Steward (uncredited)
Patrick Halpin
as Passenger (uncredited)
Aidan Harrington
as Passenger (uncredited)

Alan Harris
as Passenger (uncredited)
Ruth Harrison
as Passenger (uncredited)
Renee Heimer
as Passenger (uncredited)
Jack Hetherington
as Passenger (uncredited)
John Howard
as Passenger (uncredited)
Gordon Humphries
as Passenger (uncredited)

Roy Lansford
as Passenger (uncredited)
Aileen Lewis
as Mrs. Lewis (uncredited)
Jack Mandeville
as Passenger (uncredited)

Gerald Paris
as Steward (uncredited)
Cecil Paul
as Steward (uncredited)
Ernie Priest
as Passenger (uncredited)

Jon Rumney
as Passenger (uncredited)
Pat Ryan
as Passenger (uncredited)
Arnold Schulkes
as Young Officer (uncredited)
Bunny Seaman
as Passenger (uncredited)
John Smart
as Passenger (uncredited)
Prunella Smith
as Passenger (uncredited)

Emile Stemmler
as Steward (uncredited)
Reg Thomason
as Passenger (uncredited)
John Timberlake
as Chef (uncredited)
Jan Williams
as Passenger (uncredited)

Ian Wilson
as Passenger (uncredited)