
85 minutes
4/19/2004
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Nick Moran
as Des

Nick Brimble
as Krakowski

Lisa Faulkner
as Lauren

Phil Davis
as Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack
as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner
as Palooka

Julian Clary
as Jason

Angela Douglas
as Celestia

David Cardy
as Goldberg

Ruth Jones
as Gladys

Dave Courtney
as Baxter

Gary Tiplady
as Burke

Callum Dixon
as Hare

Hugh Fraser
as Arthur Burnett CBE

Howard Lew Lewis
as Kent

Paterson Joseph
as Sean Boetang

Stephen Marcus
as Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
as Vince

Cleo Rocos
as Sharon

Steve Speirs
as Mystery Man
David Seaman
as Huge Gangster

Terry Stone
as Repro Man

Badi Uzzaman
as Singh

Ed Deedigan
as Tele Sales Presenter