
78 minutes
12/12/1983
Once Upon a Time in a mythical place called Hollywood, a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy not so very far away, a witty group of actors with 38 EMMY Nominations, 3 Academy Award nominations, and 8 Golden Globe nominations, along with 4 Playmates and a Penthouse Pet, came together in a burst of comic frenzy and created imps*.

Linda Blair
as Jamie

Barbara Bosson
as Pam

Georg Stanford Brown
as Charlie

Ray Buktenica
as Bob

Colleen Camp
as Young Lady

John Carradine
as Gentleman

Marilyn Chambers
as Self

Sybil Danning
as Sherry

Julia Duffy
as Majorie

Brodie Greer
as Bert

Squire Fridell
as Newscaster
Rich Hall
as Announcer

Deborah Harmon
as Mom

Sunny Johnson
as Missy

David L. Lander
as Fritz #1

Audrey Landers
as Lola

Kim Lankford
as Woman
Meadowlark Lemon
as Willie

Jim McKrell
as Voice Over Announcer

Michael McKean
as Fritz #2

Ed Marinaro
as Phil

Diana Muldaur
as Missus Toni

Barry Pearl
as Bob

William Sanderson
as Carl

Peter Scolari
as Phil

Bob Seagren
as Frank

James B. Sikking
as Dracula

P. J. Soles
as Young Lady

Wendie Jo Sperber
as Marquesse de Sade
Bryon Stewart
as Mohammed

Jennifer Tilly
as Joni

Jimmie Walker
as Thomas

Bruce Weitz
as Larry

Fred Willard
as Dad

George Wyner
as Irving Rosenbloom Private Eye

Keenan Wynn
as Charlie

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
as Bopper

Karen Mayo-Chandler
as Secretary

Marie-Alise Recasner
as Stewardess

Tracy Vaccaro
as Marlene
Doyle Baker
as Executive

Ed Berke
as Hold-up Man
Robert Sherman
as Delivery Man
Shawn Campbell
as Billy
Jill Horton
as Suzy
Wendie Griffin
as Cheerleader
Robin Hoff
as Melanie / Secretary

J.W. Smith
as Receiver
Hank Cunnington
as Donald #1

Lisa Fuller
as Stephanie
Denise Gauthier
as Shelia

Ron Hayes
as Donald #2
Don Lara, Jr
as Ramone
Russ Parsons
as Seth
Pamela West
as Rhonda
Gail Davis
as Wicked Witch
Mason Nupuf
as Hansel

Ron Sloan
as Ogre
Wilson Camp
as Businessman
Paul Cavonis
as Construction Worker
Marvin Cohen
as Bartender
Lou Michaels
as Complaining Wife
Paul Sylvan
as 'Hate' Man

Jere Rae Mansfield
as Daughter / Young Lady
Niki Rae
as Mother / Punker
Joshua Grenrock
as Fencer #1
Scott Ingram
as Fencer #2

Lynda Wiesmeier
as Bambi

Dennis Bowen
as W.W. II Flyer

Don Bovingloh
as Father
Gregory Levinson
as Brat

De'Ann Power
as Wench
Dolores Cantu
as Maid
Pilar Delano
as Cavewoman

Leslie Shenkel
as Investor Caveman
Stuart Rankine
as Burly Caveman
Joel Blasberg
as Rabbi
Susan Gordon
as Shelly

Mark Lowenthal
as Bert
Joel Rice
as Ronnie
Sara Lee Wade
as Missy's Friend
Bill Elliott
as Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Keyboards
Chuck Fiore
as Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Bass
Dennis Herring
as Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Guitar
Arno Lucas
as Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Percussionist
Beau Segal
as Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Drums
Scott Mansfield
as Ezra Birnbaum
Lloyd Alan
as Dino Dante
Meredith Eisenberg
as Young Girl

Wendy Hoffmann
as Bubbles
Garth Stevens
as Young Dino
Joe Colligan
as Arthur
Carey Salley
as Valerie
Steve Tannen
as Delivery Man
Christine Bayly
as Lilli
Scott Feinstein
as C.P.A.

Jerry Lacy
as Bill

Erika Eleniak
as Brooke
Phillip Toubus
as Roger
Lori Anne Wagner
as Sheila
Lisa Fong
as Oriental Mom
Andrew Louie
as Oriental Son

Marla Pennington
as American Mom
Joey Tushnet
as American Son
Danny Robinson
as Don
Sandra Will
as Sheila

Newell Alexander
as Bob
John Howard Swain
as Businessman
Ruble Maxwell Blakey
as Janitor
Gerald Griffin
as Scientist

Jeffrey Kramer
as Announcer
Dana Kunath
as Naked Lady #1

Joanna Storm
as Naked Lady #2
Fred Fox, Jr
as Assistant Director

Karen Lorre
as Randy Miller
Ron Roy
as Jogger

Corey Burton
as Voice Over Announcer
Michael Preminger
as Compaining Husband (archive footage)