97 minutes
3/5/2002
By accident, Colleen Gibson shoots and kills her gold-digging cheating boyfriend, Dick, a private eye who happens to have a hitman on his tail. Danny the hitman works for his brother-in-law, a cheerful but nasty Irish mobster, hasn't actually killed anyone, and wants to be a singer. He falls for Colleen. she likes him, too. He can solve her problem (Dick's body), she can solve his (meeting the mobster's demands that he kill people like Dick). Danny has an ex-girlfriend, who might still hold the key to his heart, two cops are sniffing around for Dick, a junk yard owner gets a conscience, and a talent show is coming up. Bullets, music, and true love are set to collide.
Sarah Jessica Parker
as Colleen Gibson
Harry Connick Jr.
as Daniel Gallagher
Johnny Knoxville
as Dick Rasmusson
Craig Ferguson
as Jared O'Reilly
Teri Garr
as Madame Hugonaut
Geoffrey Blake
as Detective Murphy
John Eddins
as Detective O'Halloran
Brigid Brannagh
as Ivy Gallagher O'Reilly
David Cross
as Rex
Jon Sklaroff
as Colin
Brad Grunberg
as Pee Wee
David Koechner
as Uncle Hurley
Claudia Schiffer
as Mary
Kate Flannery
as Crampy Legs Partygoer
Heidi Mark
as Crossing Guard Stripper