
87 minutes
2/23/1964
Able seaman Poop-Decker signs up for adventure on the high seas with the wicked Captain Fearless. Those swabbing the decks include Juliet Mills, Charles Hawtrey and Donald Houston. The film was originally to be titled Up the Armada, but the British Board of Film Censors objected to such a rude title.

Kenneth Williams
as Captain Fearless

Bernard Cribbins
as Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker

Juliet Mills
as Sally

Charles Hawtrey
as Walter Sweetley

Donald Houston
as Lieutenant Jonathan Howett

Percy Herbert
as Mr. Angel

Jim Dale
as Young Carrier

Patrick Cargill
as Governor Don Luis

Cecil Parker
as First Sea Lord

Ed Devereaux
as Hook

Peter Gilmore
as Roger

George Woodbridge
as Ned

Ian Wilson
as Lightning Legs
Jimmy Thompson
as Admiral Horatio Nelson

Anton Rodgers
as Vice-Admiral Sir Thomas Hardy

Michael Nightingale
as Town Crier

Frank Forsyth
as Second Sea Lord

Barrie Gosney
as Coach Driver
John Brooking
as Third Sea Lord
Jan Muzurus
as Spanish Captain

Viviane Ventura
as Spanish Secretary

Marianne Stone
as Peg
Chris Adcock
as Pirate (uncredited)
Tony Allen
as Pirate (uncredited)
Bernard Barnsley
as Deckhand (uncredited)
Alan Beaton
as Pirate (uncredited)
Joe Beckett
as Pirate / Naval Officer (uncredited)

Jim Brady
as Pirate (uncredited)
Jack Carter
as Marine (uncredited)
Marian Collins
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Maxwell Craig
as Deckhand (uncredited)
Dominique Don
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Sally Douglas
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)

Pat Gorman
as Pirate (uncredited)
Josie Grant
as Woman Leaving Ship (uncredited)
Jean Hamilton
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Walter Henry
as Deckhand (uncredited)
Jennifer Hill
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
George Hilsdon
as Deckhand (uncredited)
Pat Judge
as Pirate (uncredited)
Max Latimer
as Deckhand (uncredited)
Aileen Lewis
as Onlooker (uncredited)
Martin Lyder
as Spanish Guard (uncredited)
Fred Machon
as Man at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Lou Morgan
as Pirate (uncredited)
Neil Osborne
as Naval Officer / Deckhand (uncredited)
Charles Price
as Pirate (uncredited)
Reg Prince
as Man at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Ernie Rice
as Man at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Roy Seely
as Pirate (uncredited)

Guy Standeven
as Pirate (uncredited)
Dorinda Stevens
as Girl at Dirty Dick's (uncredited)
Reg Thomason
as Naval Officer (uncredited)
Del Watson
as Press Ganger (uncredited)