Slow Learners

5.8

96 minutes

8/19/2015

Overview

High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.

Cast List

Adam Pally
as Jeff Lowry
Sarah Burns
as Anne Martin
Reid Scott
as Max
Catherine Reitman
as Julia
Mary Grill
as Beth
Kate Flannery
as Principal Miller
Marceline Hugot
as Joyce Lowry
Kevin Dunn
as Darren Lowry
Megan Neuringer
as Laura
Bobby Spears Jr.
as Fellini Café Waiter
Peter Grosz
as Dr. Mark Sonderskov
Christine James Walker
as Hot Babe
Montana Marks
as Sexy Dressed Student
Amy Londyn
as Female Student
Francis Toner
as Partying Teacher
Natalie Anne Pagano
as Keg Standing School Nurse
Rebecca Anne Viscuse
as Body Shot Girl
Chris Anthony
as Good Looking Guy
Chase Hemphill
as Al
Julie Mun
as Carol
Sarah Van Auken
as Ambivalent Girl
Gil Ozeri
as Dan
Bobby Moynihan
as Lenny
Cecily Strong
as Amber the Ex
Schoolly D
as Rapper
Angela Shelton
as Michelle
Frances Callier
as Robin
Devante LeYeom
as Tyree
Molly Pace
as Elayna
John Jensen
as Johnny
Martha Stuckey
as June
Pete Postiglione
as Gary
Dave Ferrier
as Paul
Mark Ogawa
as Ricky
Daniel Reguera
as Darts Opponent
Amanda Kay Livezey
as Bar Waitress
David Prado
as Bartender
Suzy Kaye
as Carmen
Nikki Corinne Thomas
as Pam
Christopher Dalbey
as Wasted Guy
Amanda Damron
as Diana
Michelle Mercier
as Fun Girl on Bar
Sean LeeRoy
as Good Looking Meathead
Chase Bowman
as Guy at Door #1
David Beaver
as Guy at Door #2
Matthew Andrews
as Guy at Door #3
Maeve W. Joyce-Argott
as Maeve
Hollie Schwarz
as Brunch Waitress
Greg Wood
as Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Thomas Leonard
as Bar Drunk
Rachel Johnston
as Model Date
Patti Davidson-Gorbea
as Phone Message Stacy
Carlos Delgado
as Furniture Repo Guy #1
Lou Rosmini
as Furniture Repo Guy #2
Dana Kreitz
as Lara
Charlie McDermott
as Student in Guidance Office
Gary Ayash
as Teacher in Car
Aaron Benjamin Miller
as Random Guy
George Williams
as Party Guy 1 (uncredited)