

81 minutes
5/26/2015
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.

Lee Tergesen
as Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson
as Money Maker

Lauren Stamile
as Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant
as Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh
as Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
as Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho
as Brown Finger

Akon
as Himself

Michael Blackson
as Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo
as Dalmat

Barbara Moore
as Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan
as Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen
as Fireman
Lauren Gores
as News Reporter
Monty Cox
as Old Man

Andrew Bowen
as Doctor
Julia Kate Rappaport
as Little Girl

Danny Jacobs
as Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald
as Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas
as Joe

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
as Herself

Donnie Wahlberg
as Himself

Eli Bildner
as Stoner #1
Ben Pace
as Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
as Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus
as Party Girl #2
Deborah Herrera
as Party Girl #3
Harel Calderon
as Party Patron #1
Jake McLean
as Jimmy

Sam Upton
as Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor
as Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz
as Albanian Thug #3
Koby Azarly
as Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer
as Albanian Thug #5
Ken Mareno
as Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
as Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr.
as Sue

Lukas Haas
as Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee
as Buddy #2

Nik Dodani
as Raja
Bonny
as All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
as Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson
as Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski
as Shopper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
as Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
as Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
as Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)