The Size of Watermelons
2.8
88 minutes
1/17/1997
Overview
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Cast List
Paul Rudd
as Alex
Donal Logue
as Gnome
Donovan Leitch
as Patrick
Marissa Ribisi
as Lizzie
Ione Skye
as Maggie
John Enos III
as Leonard
Adam West
as Self
Tracey Walter
as The Vagrant
David Lee Russek
as Eddie
Zack Ward
as Skinhead
Ed Anders
as Bouncer
Richard Gilbert-Hill
as Drama Teacher
Matt Koruba
as Young Alex
Leila Johnson
as Kim
Françoise Robertson
as Cafe Waitress
Allan Kolman
as Vladimir
Christopher Reed
as Dealer
Jamie James
as Jock
Stephen Webb
as James
Jason NeSmith
as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Michael Anthony Williams
as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Nigel Mogg
as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jesse Dorsey
as Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jeff Cairns
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Curtis Lindersmith
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Joe Majestik
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jason Mason
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Grant Vanderslice
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Brandon Wells
as Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Bernie Engel
as Professor
Loesha Zeaviar
as Rachel
Jeff Rothpan
as Hotel Clerk