

80 minutes
10/10/1961
Penniless Lord Whitebait's plan to save his sinking fortunes is to open stately Whitebait Manor to the public. But the public ignores his gesture, and his fortunes fade even further, with a stream of debts threatening to run into a deluge when his daughter's fiancé demands a plush and costly wedding. Where is the cash to come from? Whitebait and his servant Spankforth's answer is a scam involving the theft of a valuable painting from the Manor. How could such a cunningly original ruse fail?

Brian Rix
as Wilfred Sapling
Leo Franklyn
as Barger

Naunton Wayne
as Lord Whitebait

Charles Heslop
as Spankworth

Ann Firbank
as Lady Katherine

John Slater
as Warder Lockitt

Vera Pearce
as Lady Millicent
Arnold Bell
as Governor

Alexander Gauge
as Policeman

Jack Watling
as Peter Brewster

Irene Handl
as Elsie

Bernard Cribbins
as Newspaperman
Wally Patch
as Newspaperman

Wilfrid Lawson
as Albert

Terry Scott
as PC Budgie

Henry Kendall
as Parson
Garth Adams
as Policeman
Keith Banks
as Bailiff
Frank Hawkins
as Bailiff
Edna Morris
as Cook

Lionel Ngakane
as Convict
Raymond Ray
as Convict
John Russell
as Convict

Andrew Sachs
as Convict
Denis Shaw
as Convict
Margot Bryant
as Woman in Crowd (uncredited)

Ray Cooney
as Policeman (uncredited)
Raymond Dyer
as Cockney Dad