Tales from the Crapper

4.2

90 minutes

1/29/2004

Overview

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

Cast List

Julie Strain
as Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
as The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas
as Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
as Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
as Travis Dance
Rob Zazzali
as Timmy
Joel Himelhoch
as Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
as Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
as Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
as News Anchor
Jason Sklar
as News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
as Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
as Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
as Himself
Elizabeth Johnson
as James' Assistant
India Allen
as Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
as Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
as Larry the Stripper
Isabelle Stephen
as Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers
as Lesbian Art Student #2
Jamie Greco
as Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Ron Jeremy
as Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker
as Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Timothy Muskatell
as Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh Taylor
as Fake Zit Guy
Ted Raimi
as Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
John Williamette
as Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam Jahnke
as Purse Snatcher
James Ojala
as Monster Meat
Paul Salamoff
as Office Chair Victim
Kevin Thigpen
as Black Guy #2
Gared Williams
as Bouncer
Trent Haaga
as Guy at the Party
Ramzi Abed
as Guy at the Party
Lizzy Strain
as Party Goer
Eli Roth
as Party Goer
Doug Sakmann
as Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart
as Himself (uncredited)
Crystal Cartwright
as Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Wes Craven
as Party Goer (uncredited)
New Found Glory
as New Found Glory
Mark Gagliardi
as People at the Party
Tamela
as People at the Party
Smokey Miles
as Party Goer
James Lynch
as Party Goer
Leroy Patterson
as Party Goer
Phil Haney
as Party Goer
Penny Folger
as People at the Party
Paul Malcolm Pruett
as Party Goer
Nicole Talley
as People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Heather Darling
as People at the Party
Lisa Michelle Axelrod
as Voice Over
J.D. Brown
as Party Goer
Lenora Claire
as Party Goer
Josi Kat
as Self
Arban Ornelas
as Soul Stripper
D.M. Schofield
as Lesbian Vampire
Zafer Ulkucu
as People at the Party
Gabriel Friedman
as Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Marc Gras
as (uncredited)
Edward Havens
as Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Chris Lanphear
as Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Sam Macaroni
as Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook
as Door Girl (uncredited)