91 minutes
5/28/2010
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Leon Schuster
as Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
Alfred Ntombela
as Alf (Shorty)
Sean Higgs
as Heinz
Brent Palmer
as Zach
Tanit Phoenix
as Sexy Nurse
Matthew Dylan Roberts
as Jean Pierre
Siobhan Hodgson
as Maggie
Emily Child
as Marge
Karl Jansen
as Yoti
Maria Velanac
as Yugi
Brent Palmer
as Zach
Helen Li
as Chow Fang
Guilherme escobar
as Jose
Mehboob Bawa
as Rajin
Shirley Nixon
as Melon lady
Ronald France
as Melon man
Chris April
as Spaza owner
Elton Jansen
as Singing beggar
Marilyn Persson
as Sister Naude
Alistair Davis
as Airbag guy
Sarah-Kate Seaward
as House owner
Paddy Cavanagh
as Old lady in car park
Oliver Bailey
as Spaza shop thief
Gray Hofmeyr
as BEE guy
Sarah Muhoho
as Woman in labour
Sean Redpath
as Italian holiday maker
Duncan Wheatley
as Vuvuzela guy
Alan Boesak
as Self
Rob van Vuuren
as Self
Helen Zille
as Self
Peter de Villiers
as Self