103 minutes
4/13/1965
A chance meeting with a Schlecht agent forces a humble coffee shop manager into the secret world of spies in Swinging London. With the help of his MI5 friend, he poses as the recently dead Major Cavendish who had managed to infiltrate the dreaded organization; he knows that they are intending to assassinate someone - could it be the famous Russian ballerina who has recently arrived for an appearance at Covent Garden?
Eric Morecambe
as Eric Morecambe
Ernie Wise
as Ernie Sage
William Franklyn
as Colonel Grant
April Olrich
as Madame Petrovna
Gloria Paul
as Gina Carlotti
Richard Vernon
as Sir Edward Seabrook
David Lodge
as Stage Manager
Jacqueline Jones
as Karin
Terence Alexander
as Reed
Francis Matthews
as Thomas
Warren Mitchell
as Prozoroff
Brian Oulton
as Laundry Basket Man
Michael Peake
as Sinister Stranger
Peter Bull
as Philippe
Tutte Lemkow
as Seedy Schlecht Agent
Rene Sartoris
as 'Siegfried' Dancer
Graham Smith
as 'Evil Owl' Dancer
Dilys Rosser
as Girl in Cinema
Johnny Briggs
as Boy in Cinema
Elizabeth Counsell
as Girl in Cucaracha
Gerald Hely
as Carlos
Joe Melia
as Conductor
Ernest Blyth
as Reception Guest (uncredited)
Jim Brady
as Cafe Owner (uncredited)
Pauline Chamberlain
as Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Alexis Chesnakov
as Rostov (uncredited)
Jill Curzon
as French Girl (uncredited)
Amy Dalby
as Woman in Wardrobe Dept. (uncredited)
Sally Douglas
as Girl (uncredited)
Max Faulkner
as Stagehand (uncredited)
Joe Gibbons
as Stage Doorkeeper (uncredited)
Arthur Goodman
as Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Nora Gordon
as Madame Petrovna's Dresser (uncredited)
Sid Green
as Man in Bar (uncredited)
John G. Heller
as Waiter (uncredited)
Laurence Herder
as Ivan (uncredited)
Dick Hills
as Man in Bar (uncredited)
Rosalind Mendleson
as Biker (uncredited)
George Pastell
as Assassin (uncredited)
George Roderick
as Conway (uncredited)
Peggy Scott Sanders
as Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Ian Selby
as Man at the Ballet (uncredited)
Jack Stewart
as M.I.5 Radio Operator (uncredited)
Marianne Stone
as Woman in Lift (uncredited)
Larry Taylor
as Stagehand (uncredited)
Bob Todd
as Policeman (uncredited)
Wanda Ventham
as Blonde at Reception Dinner Table (uncredited)
Pearl Walters
as Lady at the Ballet (uncredited)
Gina Warwick
as Girl (uncredited)