

84 minutes
11/19/1999
Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)

Tom Bell
as City Gent (segment "Horny")

Jim Carter
as Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)

Carmen Ejogo
as Girl (segment "Steal Away")

Leonie Elliott
as Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Leah Fitzgerald
as Little Girl (segment "Horny")

Jason Flemyng
as Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")

Dexter Fletcher
as Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")

Frank Harper
as Station Guard (multiple segments)

Kelly Macdonald
as Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")

Peter McNamara
as Roy (segment "Grasshopper")

Hans Matheson
as Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Alan Miller
as Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")

Daniela Nardini
as Heroine (segment "Mouth")

Lee Ross
as Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")

Liz Smith
as Older Lady (segment "Horny")

Nicholas Tennant
as Gordon (segment "Bone")

Denise Van Outen
as Alex (segment "Horny")

Don Warrington
as Preacher (Steal Away)

Rachel Weisz
as Angela (segment "Rosebud")

Ray Winstone
as Father (segment "My Father The Liar")
Stephen Taylor
as Mr. X (segment "Grasshopper")

Alicya Eyo
as Shantel (segment "Grasshopper")

Roger Griffiths
as Charlie (segment "Grasshopper")
Dele Johnson
as Stevie (segment "Grasshopper")

Preeya Kalidas
as Reena (segment "Grasshopper")
Mazhar Munir
as Mazaar (segment "Grasshopper")

Ray Panthaki
as Mo (segment "Grasshopper")
Marcia Rose
as Miss Clinique (segment "Grasshopper")
Ashish Raja
as Bulla (segment "Grasshopper")

Jake Wood
as James (segment "Grasshopper")

Edna Doré
as Bag Lady (segment "My Father The Liar")

William Hoyland
as Suicide Victim (segment "My Father The Liar")

Richard Jobson
as Vendor (segment "My Father The Liar")
Tom Watson
as Son (segment "My Father The Liar")
Kay Curram
as Louise (segment "Bone")

Joe Duttine
as Flamboyant Soloist (segment "Bone")
Corrinne Charton
as Pot Plant Lady (segment "Bone")
Douglas L. Mellor
as Concert Hall Manager (segment "Bone")

Helen Coker
as Bride To Be (segment "Mouth")

Mark Frost
as Dude (segment "Mouth")
Sky Glover
as Girlfriend (segment "Mouth")

Simon Greenall
as Business Man (segment "Mouth")
Matthew Xia
as Boyfriend (segment "Mouth")
Ed Allen
as Youth 2 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")

Morgan Jones
as Youth 1 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")

Cleo Sylvestre
as Woman (segment "A Bird In The Hand")

Doña Croll
as Elizabeth (segment "Rosebud")

Ian Puleston-Davies
as Typewriter Man (segment "Rosebud")

Steve Speirs
as Tweed Suit (segment "Rosebud")

Tim Barlow
as Elderly Drunk (segment "Steal Away")
Darren Carr
as Black Boy (segment "Steal Away")

Jim Carter
as Ticket Inspector (segment "Steal Away")

Emma Cunniffe
as Drained Young Woman (segment "Steal Away")

Clint Dyer
as Walkman Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Jeillo Edwards
as Middle Aged Woman (segment "Steal Away")

Annette Ekblom
as Boy's Mum (segment "Steal Away")

Simon Kunz
as White Pinstripe Suit Man (segment "Steal Away")

Simon Pegg
as Clerk (segment "Steal Away")

Sean Pertwee
as Driver (segment "Steal Away")

Don Warrington
as Preacher (segment "Steal Away")

Daniel Cerqueira
as Station Guard (segment "Rosebud") (as Danny Cerqueira)