
89 minutes
7/14/1972
In Frankie Howerd's third Up... film it's World War I and he plays Lurk, an absolute cowerd, er coward. He's evading the call-up for all he's worth. But one evening he's hypnotised by a drunken hypnotist (Stanley Holloway) into being brave, but he fails to be released from it. So with his yellow streak gone Lurk is down that army office before you can say "titter ye not." Off to war he goes, mingling with sexy spies like Zsa Zsa Gabor and before long, the spellbound recruit is heading hot-foot back to Blighty with the Germans' plan of attack tattooed on his bum, and the Germans are bringing up the rear...! Full of sauce, knowing real-life references and witty remarks to camera, this is a cheeky incorrigible final instalment.

Frankie Howerd
as Private Lurk

Hermione Baddeley
as Madame Monique

Robert Coote
as General Burke

Bill Fraser
as Sergeant Major Groping

Lance Percival
as Colonel von Gutz

Dora Bryan
as Auntie Cora Crumpington

Peter Bull
as General von Kobler

Jonathan Cecil
as Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue

Percy Herbert
as Corporal Lovechild

William Mervyn
as Lord Twithampton

Madeline Smith
as Fanny

Stanley Holloway
as The Great Vincento

Zsa Zsa Gabor
as Mata Hari

David Battley
as Midgeley
Nicholas Bennett
as Mallett

Michael Brennan
as Military Policeman

Veronica Clifford
as Velma
Mischa De La Motte
as Diplomat

Vernon Dobtcheff
as Muller

Kenneth Fortescue
as General Burke's Aide-de-Camp

Robert Gillespie
as French Officer
Peter Greenwell
as Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the Orchestra

Derek Griffiths
as El Puncturo

Harvey Hall
as Military Policeman
Gertan Klauber
as Donner

Stanley Lebor
as Blitzen
Ingo Mogendorf
as Captain Hamburger

Toni Palmer
as 1st Buttercup Girl

Patricia Quinn
as Magda
Linda Gray
as Lady Twithampton

Mike Grady
as Newsboy

Barrie Gosney
as Stage Manager

Bob Hoskins
as Recruiting Sergeant

Andy Bradford
as Dispatch Rider

Andrew McCulloch
as Soldier
Alan Rebbeck
as Winking Soldier
Bozena
as Frou Frou
Ian Talbot
as Soldier at Monique's

Parnell McGarry
as Fat Nurse

Leena Skoog
as Nurse
Delia Sainsbury
as 2nd Buttercup Girl

Madhav Sharma
as Indian Officer
Lesley Anderson
as Buttercup Girl
Judy Gridley
as Buttercup Girl
Maggie Vincent
as Buttercup Girl
Wendy Lukins
as Buttercup Girl
Nicola Rowley
as French Girl

Pip Miller
as Waiter
Liz Gold
as Mademoiselle from Armentieres (uncredited)

Jennifer Guy
as Whore (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
as British Officer (uncredited)
Sidney Kean
as Singing Soldier (uncredited)
Lorna Kilner
as Lady Dancing at Ball (uncredited)
Margaret Stuart
as Prostitute (uncredited)
John Tatham
as British Officer (uncredited)
Joe Wadham
as Ambulance Driver (uncredited)
Ron Watkins
as British Solider (uncredited)