102 minutes
4/19/1987
A group of farcical elite of mercenaries made up of dysfunctional members was hired and formed to rescue a group of kidnapped beauty queens and a gay pageant organizer from the hands of a retarded rebel group led by an insane insecure queen Madame Butterfly whose initial plan was only to kidnap Angela Mo Ray from the Kingdom of Kwe Kwe for a hefty amount of money as ransom.
Redford White
as Corporal Akomplis
Cachupoy
as Sgt. Pagaspas
Boyet Argame
as Pvt. Habagat
Raquel Sayson
as Pvt. Amihan
Rene Tupaz
as Pvt. Daluyong
Angela Perez
as Beauty Queen
Marilou Bendigo
as Madame Butterfly
Berting Labra
as Col. O. Nasaan
Renato Del Prado
as Sur Dimawari
Joaquin Fajardo
as Kumander Buwaya
Joseph de Cordova
as Maj. Problem
Boy Alano
as Capt. Logan
Robert Talby
as Brig. Gen. Rene Repair
Ernie Forte
as Ringo
Sonny Valencia
as Rading dela Cruz
Ria Crisostomo
as Beauty Queen
Sarrah Devie
as Angela Murray
Vivialyn Dungca
as Beauty Queen
May Zapanta
as Umbrella Girl
Jing Caparas
as Ting-Aling
Amay Bisaya
as Commander T. Y. Hasshim
Penggot
as Maj. Dolen
Maning Bato
as Col. Oscar Tapias
Frank Lapid
as Randy
Jaime Cuales
as Sta. Ana Sto. Domingo
Boy Tronqued
as Speedboat Driver