

79 minutes
5/14/1957
Two friends get drunk and decide to switch identities. One is a Parliamentary Secretary, and the other is the captain of a ship. The former's lack of sea knowledge causes several catastrophes, including torpedoing the First Lord of The Admiralty. The grass is always greener.... In this British comedy, two drunken comrades find out the truth of that saying when they decide to trade places for a while. One of the boozers is a public relations man who knows nothing about sailing, while the other is a captain for the Royal Navy. Comic mayhem ensues as the hapless "captain" tries to run his ship and follow orders.

David Tomlinson
as Tom Baker

Peggy Cummins
as Susan Lashwood

Brian Reece
as Lieutenant Commander Peter Fraser

Eunice Gayson
as Jane Godfrey

A.E. Matthews
as Admiral Sir Maximillian Godfrey, K.C.B.

Joan Sims
as Mary

Lionel Murton
as Psychiatrist

Reginald Beckwith
as Receptionist

Desmond Walter-Ellis
as Flag Lieutenant Willy Oughton-Formby

Ronald Shiner
as Salty Simpson

Peter Coke
as Lieutenant Lashwood

Derek Blomfield
as Sub-Lieutenant Dobson

Tom Gill
as Petty Officer

Howard Williams
as Sub-Lieutenant

Joan Hickson
as Mother

Toke Townley
as Steward
Arthur Lovegrove
as Orderly

Ronald Adam
as First Sea Lord

Sam Kydd
as Attendant
Philip Ashley
as First Officer (uncredited)

Alfie Bass
as Orderly (uncredited)
Richard Duke
as Crewman (uncredited)
Roy Everson
as Seaman Jones (uncredited)

Harold Goodwin
as Parker (uncredited)

Everley Gregg
as Housekeeper (uncredited)
David Hannaford
as Alfie (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
as Naval Officer (uncredited)

James Hayter
as Sir Henry Tomkinson (uncredited)
Walter Horsbrugh
as Night Receptionist (uncredited)
Emrys Leyshon
as Radio Operator (uncredited)

George Moon
as Casey (uncredited)

Donald Pickering
as Second Officer (uncredited)
Jimmy Ray
as Bert (uncredited)
James Sharkey
as Despatch Rider (uncredited)
John Timberlake
as Visitor on HMS Sherwood (uncredited)

Neil Wilson
as Seaman Washing Deck (uncredited)