Crooks
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80 minutes
2/2/2002
Overview
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Cast List
Jim Norton
as Paul
Jessica Alexander
as Carmella
Rozie Bacchi
as Paulette
Maggie Bagley
as Angela
D. Banno
as Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista
as Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara
as Agent Russo
David Brown
as Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas
as Sol solzberg
Dale Grand
as Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule
as Agnes DeMilo
Wade Mylius
as Postal Inspector #2