95 minutes
5/3/2011
Diane Blaine has the face of a movie star. Unfortunately, fallen star/tabloid queen Jamie Stephens already made it famous. Hollywoods constant rejection due to what Diane refers to as "TJS" ("Too Jamie Stephens") has made her bitter, frustrated....and, yes, whiny. Co-worker/boyfriend Jack Sanders doesn't help matters. His idea of ambition is letting it ride. Now he's in major debt to a trigger-happy mobster who, interestingly enough, has a thing for Jamie Stephens. Jack's only way out? Convince Diane to be Jamie and wipe out the debt having one meal with a made man. It's literally the performance of her life. With Jack's on the line.
Chazz Palminteri
as Geno Scarpacci
Nicky Whelan
as Jamie Stephens / Diane Blaine
Norm Macdonald
as Sid Blaustein
Chris Kattan
as Jack Sanders
Horatio Sanz
as Tony
Vivica A. Fox
as Jackie Johnson
Pamela Anderson
as Jenifer Mary
Chris Parnell
as Peter West
David Spade
as Harvey Harrison (uncredited)
Colleen Camp
as Judge
Tracy Dali
as Bailiff
Brandi Engel
as Janice
Sofia Karstens
as Alice
Elizabeth Ann Townsend
as Alicia Knight
Nicole Oring
as Courtroom Juror
Lexi Baxter
as Courtroom Juror
Meriah Nelson
as Courtroom Juror
Tabitha Taylor
as Courtroom Juror
Diana Terranova
as Courtroom Juror
Jessica McClain
as Sexy Juror
Stephanie Bertoni
as Waitress (uncredited)
Veerta Motiani
as Waitress (uncredited)
Jillian O'Neil
as Dino's Waitress (uncredited)
Josie Goldberg
as Courtroom Juror
Kristeen Reimnitz
as Pole Dancer