67 minutes
1/8/1994
While delivering an apocalyptic message to his sect, the unearthly Black Jesus orders his leather-clad, biker converts to destroy the pagan mistress Damselvis before she can raise her father, the fabled rock and roll deity Helvis, from the dead. When a sheltered, country schoolgirl named Isla M. (Sherry Lynn Garris) is nearly butchered by Black Jesus’ murderous disciple Candy (Ghetty Chasun), she is miraculously reborn as the fringe-adorned, Harley riding Damselvis; who promptly embarks on a pilgrimage to Memphis, spreading the gospel along the way by disseminating Helvis records to a burgeoning and ardent congregation of fans. Once Helvis is resurrected from his pyramid tomb, he must confront the monstrous Woofman in a final battle to the death to determine the religious rites for the new millennia!
Sherry Lynn Garris
as Damselvis
Portia Jeffries
as Black Damselvis
Brady Debussey
as Helvis
Adimu Ajanaku
as Black Jesus, Woofmon
Darin Lin Wood
as Rebelvis
Michael C. Moore
as Psychedelvis
David Atherton
as Elvicious
Robert Gann
as Evel Knievelvis
Mike Schiffer
as Charles
Ghetty Chasun
as Candy
Kristen Hobbs
as Louella
Dawn Ashcraft
as Goody Two Shoes
Rusty Crump
as The Lamb
Tommy Foster
as Taxi Driver
Paul Woodard
as The Local
Victoria Gann
as Zealot Child
Scott Bomar
as Scott Beaumar
Mr. Pat
as Mr. Pat
Neil Shapiro
as Neal
Shannon Gierhart
as Helen
John McCarthy Jr.
as Bus Driver
Carl Belfast
William Magill
Janet Walker
Riley Magill
Jack Yarber
Bushrude Gutterman
Dingo Jones