95 minutes
3/7/1978
Comedy-drama about a bunch of police rookies who conspire to convince their hard-nosed sergeant that a seriously ill fellow officer, two weeks away from retirement, is on the job, and who, when he suddenly dies, try to hide the fact so that his family can collect his full benefits.

Robert Culp
as Sgt. Nichols
Elta Blake
as Marnie

Jonathan Harris
as Dr. Cropotkin

Roger Bowen
as Mr. Stit

Marlyn Mason
as Lill O'Malley

Merie Earle
as Fannoy
Howard Honig
as Luster

Ernie Hudson
as El Coliph

James Hong
as Japanese Man

Ernest Anderson
as Uncle Stan
Jamie Daniel
as Oscar

Earl Boen
as Ike
Matthew Tobin
as Capt. Schonk
J.R. Miller
as Jay O'Malley
Anthony Battaglia
as John O'Malley
Vicky Perry
as Lady

Lu Leonard
as Heavy Woman
Richard Salamanca
as Nyquist

Tim Haldeman
as Officer
Ron Manning
as Civilian
Joi Staton
as Neighbor
Ina Gould
as Old Lady

Ji-Tu Cumbuka
as Officer Marv Pulaski (uncredited)

Dennis Dugan
as Officer Johnny Lucas (uncredited)

Hampton Fancher
as Officer George Talltree (uncredited)

Larry Hagman
as Sgt. Frank O'Malley (uncredited)

Chu Chu Malave
as Benita Juarez Zapata (uncredited)

Richard Narita
as Officer Tash Namaguchi (uncredited)