92 minutes
4/13/2012
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Sean Hayes
as Larry
Will Sasso
as Curly
Chris Diamantopoulos
as Moe
Jane Lynch
as Mother Superior
Sofía Vergara
as Lydia
Jennifer Hudson
as Sister Rosemary
Craig Bierko
as Mac
Stephen Collins
as Mr. Harter
Larry David
as Sister Mary-Mengele
Kirby Heyborne
as Teddy
Carly Craig
as Mrs. Harter
Kate Upton
as Sister Bernice
Marianne Leone Cooper
as Sister Ricarda
Brian Doyle-Murray
as Monsignor Ratliffe
Mike Sorrentino
as The Situation
Snooki
as Snooki
JWoww
as JWoww
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
as Ronnie
Samantha Giancola
as Sammi
Skyler Gisondo
as Young Moe
Lance Chantiles-Wertz
as Young Larry
Robert Capron
as Young Curly
Avalon Robbins
as Murph
Max Charles
as Peezer
Jake Peck
as Young Teddy
Isaiah Mustafa
as Moe's Hip Executive
Steve Tyler
as Camera Man
Patty Ross
as Head Nurse
Emy Coligado
as Ling
Ray Collins
as Carbunkle
Mark Kogan
as Executive
Jackie Flynn
as Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Sandra Dorsey
as Heavyset Woman
Vince Canlas
as Japanese Chef
Ric Reitz
as Jon Hamm
Caryl Lippman West
as Maid
Sayed Badreya
as Orderly
Debbie Walker
as Terrified Nun
Michael L. Kuhn
as Tour Guide
Pam Smith
as Woman Reporter
Kyla Kenedy
as Balloon Girl
Erin Allin O'Reilly
as Nun
Caitlin Colford
as Nun
Mariann Neary
as Nun
Jesse Farrelly
as Gangbanger
Patricia French
as Laundry Worker
Roy Jenkins
as Officer Mycroft
Barry Guy
as Staple in Hat Guy
Matthew L. Collins
as Policeman #3
Jonathan S. Kennedy
as Party Security
Lin Shaye
as Nurse Crotchet
Myron Parker Wright
as Orphan
J.R. Fondessy
as Orphan
Reid Meadows
as Weezer
Abby Goldberg
as Dancer
Lee Armstrong
as Officer Armstrong
Dwight Howard
as Dwight Howard
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
as Handsome Guy #1
Danny Smith
as French Chef
Jeremy Ambler
as Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Mark Axelowitz
as Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Hannah Marie Bailey
as Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Tanner Baker
as Skateboarder (uncredited)
Chance Bartels
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Tim Blanchard
as Valet (uncredited)
Beth Blevins
as Bus Patron (uncredited)
William R. Brock
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Tiffany Burke
as Nun (uncredited)
Matthew Cardarople
as Camera Guy (uncredited)
Brett Lee Clark
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Greg Crews
as Bartender (uncredited)
Craig Crumpton
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Brent Duffey
as Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Apple Farrelly
as Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Delonte Harris
as Zoo Kid (uncredited)
DJ Harris
as Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Landon Hoffman
as Orphan (uncredited)
Addy Miller
as Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Katherine Neslund
as Woman on Street (uncredited)
Jade Nicolette
as Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Shannon Reis
as Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
as Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Timothy Scott
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Richard Tavernaro
as Doorman (uncredited)
Steve Warren
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Marvin E. West
as Party Guest (uncredited)