80 minutes
3/1/2009
Wild and unpredictable events shake up the life of Aaron, who, before being stung by a scorpion and kidnapped, was a simple wage slave. Now, he's immersed in a strange adventure that will find him seduced by a coworker and assaulted by a gang of elderly women… and that's just the start of his trials and tribulations!
Matthew Shead
as Aaron
Rafiel Soto
as Jesse
Tony Bottorff
as Border Patrol Agent
Steve Powers
as Park Ranger
Mary Farrar
as Big Mama Joan
Mary Anzalone
as Bettie
Carol Barron Forbes
as Esther
Peggy Mae Binn
as Marilyn
Joeleen Ornt
as Omigod
Christopher Lee Gibson
as Boss
Krista Keosheyan
as Boss' Wife
Connie Maynord
as Tour Guide Polly
Larry Soileau
as Steve The Thug
Bobby Longoria
as Bruce Snakebit Thug
Heath Allyn
as Frank Not A Thug
Tim Brough
as Big Boss
Leo Collas
as Henchman
Robin Anderson
as White Madonna
Leah Coffman
as Greta
Alexa Doggett
as Liza
Holly Doggett
as Dolly
Joann Fields
as Tina
Peggy McConnell
as Elizabeth
Azure D. Osborne-Lee
as Black Madonna
Debbi Tucker
as Jean
Cynthia Schiebel
as School Administrator
Michael Menegay
as High School Student
Paul Bright
as Aaron's Father
Joe Patton
as Marcus
Rob Faubion
as George
Jake Jecmenek
as Cruise Drug Dealer