88 minutes
8/24/2004
An aspiring filmmaker learns that success in Hollywood doesn't come as easy as she suspected as she attempts to discover the formula to success. When the guidance of her helpful has-been uncle fails to pave the way, Sarah Wilder must seek the advice of such Hollywood heavies as Mike Meyers, Ben Stiller, and Fred Willard -- only to discover that the old adage is true and Nobody Knows Anything about how to succeed in the cutthroat world of Los Angeles.
Alanna Ubach
as Sarah
Alan Blumenfeld
as Mayor
Carmine Caridi
as Frankie C.
Margaret Cho
as Rental Car Agent
Mike Connors
as "Joe Mannix"
Robert Englund
as Jack Sampson
Charles Esten
as Conner Fulton
Pat Finn
as Robber #2
Janeane Garofalo
as Patty
Kristen Johnston
as Miranda
Richard Kind
as Real Estate Agent
Ed Lauter
as Gun Expert
Michael Lerner
as Uncle Lou
Joe Liss
as Savant
Virginia Madsen
as Prison Lawyer
Tim Meadows
as Cashier
Joel Murray
as Robber #1
Lou Myers
as Blue Smoke Jones
Mike Myers
as "Eye" Witness
David Pasquesi
as Jimmy
Mary Kay Place
as Ms. Mc Clintock
Wayne Rogers
as Gun Schnook
Mitch Rouse
as Virus
Robin Ruzan
as "Eye" Witness #2
Scott Thompson
as Mechanic
Fred Willard
as Mr. Mc Clintock
Richard Zavaglia
as Phil Phillips
Linda Black
as Usherette #2
Peter Cohen
as Peach Protestor #3
Stephen Colbert
as TV Newsman
Paul Dooley
as Warden
Murphy Dunne
as Psychiatrist
Melissa Green
as Young Miranda
Archie Hahn
as Youth Leader
Larry Hankin
as Blind Man
Sebastian Hitzig
as Sarah's Cameraman
Bill Kirchenbauer
as Jimmy's Father
Jay Leggett
as Prison Guard
Adam Miller
as Young Jimmy
Vladimir Nemirovsky
as Film Teacher
Dominique Pinassi
as Phil's Receptionist
Harvey Poole
as Peach Protestor #1
Susan Poole
as Peach Protestor #2
Laura Rogers
as C-Store Customer
Cynthia Szigeti
as Jimmy's Mother
Sophie Ward
as Claire Howard
Holly Beavon
as Receptionist (voice)
Ben Stiller
as Peach Expert (uncredited)