
96 minutes
12/17/1987
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.

Tiana Alexandra
as Jan DuLong

Jane Kaczmarek
as Dr. Paula Bolet
Richard Partlow
as Police Officer

Lou Diamond Phillips
as Tag

Art LaFleur
as Police Officer

Kavi Raz
as Falafel Stand Worker

Charles Nelson Reilly
as Clerk

Pepe Serna
as Alex Sweetwood

Stan Shaw
as Paul

Tori Spelling
as Girl at Falafel Stand

Vic Tayback
as Harold

Jack Warden
as David

Aaron Mendelsohn
as Trendy Boy

Joey Aresco

H. Richard Greene

Rick Lenz

Jerry Houser

Sheldon Feldner

Mike Pniewski

Phil Rubenstein

Leilani Sarelle
Fred D. Scott

Ashley Bank
as Little Girl
Randall Caldwell
as Driver Cop
Gail Cameron
as Janet Starkey
Max Chain
as Punk on Skates

Michael Paul Chan
as Second Cop

Frank Corsentino
as Roselli
Julie Cypher
as Falafel Woman
Charlie Dell
as Costumer
John Gilgreen
as Gate Guard

Tomás Goros
as Hispanic Husband

Brian Lando
as Little Boy

Bruce Marchiano
as Father at Church
Jerry Tondo
as Spotlight Attendant