
89 minutes
1/1/2000
A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.

Stephen Burrows
as Milwaukee Steve

Traci Lords
as Sam

Tim Matheson
as Simon Sez Simone

Jerry Stiller
as The Colonel

Amy Stiller
as Cherri Contrary

Fred Willard
as Steve's Manager
A.J. Benza
as Steve's Agent

Clancy Brown
as The Man

Abe Vigoda
as The Frog

Kate Miller
as Desiree, the Whore
David Vinau

McNally Sagal
as Maloney

Jon Chardiet
as Mr. C

Anne Meara
as Casting Director

John Rosenfeld
as Agent #1

Mary Scheer
as Agent #2

Mike 'Boogie' Malin
as Manager #1
Betsy Monroe
as Sugaree
Joshua Glyn
as 8th Grade Dropout
Sheila Travis
as Ria
Olivia Debono
as Ass-Slapped Girl

Vené L. Arcoraci
as Limo Girl
Mandy Levin
as Bistro Waitress

Miriam Flynn
as Bussler Waitress