50 minutes
9/22/1918
A patriotic but short American man tries without luck to qualify for the Army, but can't get in until a knock on the head raises a lump high enough for him to pass the height requirement. Meanwhile, his lady friend decides to become a Secret Service agent, though she is unable to keep the fact a secret, even from the German spies she hopes to apprehend.
Shirley Mason
as Emmy Little
Ernest Truex
as Ernest Short
Carl De Planta
as Count von Bumstuff
Joseph Burke
as Professor G. Wottan Orphul-Schmell
Renault Tourneur
as A. Schlobb
Bernard Randall
as Otto B. Schott
Blanche Craig
as Mrs. Schroeder
Meyer Berenson
as Office Boy
Richie Ling
as The Colonel
Louis Hendricks
as German Spy