88 minutes
3/12/2004
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Jason Jones
as Barry Goodson
Mike Beaver
as Richard Wolanski
Samantha Bee
as Beth Goodson
Jennifer Baxter
as Katie Reed
Anthony Christian Potenza
as Pat Watts
Rob Tinkler
as Damien
Ellen-Ray Hennessy
as Anastasia
Scott Yaphe
as Paul
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang
as Derek
Polly Shannon
as Lucy (MOW Detective)
Von Flores
as MOW 1st A.D.
Dwayne Hill
as Daryl Hill
Jodi Pape
as Dawn Wolanski
Dan Willmott
as Gord Wolanski
Desmond Scott
as Morris Windsor
Ed Sahely
as Theatre Director (Fonzie Audition)
Stacey DePass
as Richard’s Music Teacher
Boyd Banks
as Barry's Boss
Nile Seguin
as Diljeet
Ma’at Zachary
as Telemarketer
True Daley
as Telemarketer
Eric Stine
as Telemarketer
Adam Greydon Reid
as Casting Director (SleepAway)
Jenny Kim
as Casting Assistant (SleepAway)
Craig Lauzon
as Casting Director (NicoPatch)
Catherine Black
as Casting Director (Cola)
Deborah Tennant
as Wendy
Ann Bisch
as Phyllis
Vladimir Jon Cubrt
as Ralph
Eldridge Hyndman
as Tyrell
Johnny Gardhouse
as The Cop
Dax Lough
as The Hotel Waiter
Kate Kelton
as MOW Makeup Artist
Faye Rauw
as The Hooker
Jordan Madley
as NicoPatch Nurse
David Macniven
as NicoPatch Doctor
Margaret Killingbeck
as Barry’s Landlady
Victoria Pratt
as Self
Scott Thompson
as Floyd
Dave Foley
as Tom Brennenmen
Kiki Buttignol
as MOW Crew Member
Polly Shannon
as Lucy
Nicholas Tabarrok
as Point Guard