Up Your Alley
2.6
70 minutes
8/4/1971
Overview
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Cast List
Frank Corsentino
as Seymour
Haji
as Maria Manina
Michael Finn
as Grogan
Marius Mazmanian
as Toenails
Lee McLaughlin
as Sissy
Charles Knapp
as Don Marco
Lillian Shrewsbury
as Mother
Irene Makarewicz
as Aunt
John Bloom
as Bruno
Tyra Tashiro
as Gardener
Luanne Roberts
as Nazi
Uschi Digard
as Spumoni #1
Georgette Dante
as Spumoni #2
Cheri Caffaro
as Flapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent Barbi
as Sicilian Gang Member
Cara Peters
as Sicilian Gang Member
Michael Stearns
as Steam Room Gang
Albert Cole
as Man at Airport
Lynn Harris
as Girl at Party
William Kirschner
as Man at Party
Monica Gayle
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Terri Johnson
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Fern Tom
as Girl at Party
Jay Colonna
as Steam Room Gang
Anthony Giger
as Krown
Steve Raymond
as The Chief
Parker Haig
as Hippie
Gordon McGill
as Man at Airport
Charles Summerfield
as Man at Airport