Jane Austen's Mafia!

5.4

84 minutes

7/24/1998

Overview

After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.

Cast List

Jay Mohr
as Anthony Cortino
Billy Burke
as Joey Cortino
Christina Applegate
as Diane Steen
Pamela Gidley
as Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis
as Sophia
Lloyd Bridges
as Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs
as Young Vincenzo
Joe Viterelli
as Clamato
Tony Lo Bianco
as Marzoni
Blake Hammond
as Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Philip Suriano
as Frankie Totino
Vincent Pastore
as Gorgoni
Marisol Nichols
as Carla
Carol Ann Susi
as Clamato's Wife
Gregory Sierra
as Bonifacio
Vera Lockwood
as Rosa Cortino
Martin Charles Warner
as Jimmy Big Features
Joseph Jumbo Rufo
as Willy Denunzio
Tyler Daniel Wenz
as Toddler
Jason Davis
as Geno
T.J. Cannata
as The Boy Diane
Louis Mandylor
as Middle Aged Vincenzo
Georgia Simon
as Middle Aged Rosa
Joey Dente
as Middle Aged Clamato
Sebastian Aza
as Young Joey
Seth Adkins
as Tiny Anthony
Andreas Katsulas
as Narducci
Joseph R. Sicari
as Rizzo
Allyson Call
as Jenny
Monica Mikala
as Young Rosa
Anthony Jesse Cruz
as Young Clamato
James Costa
as Immigration Thug
Mark Goldstein
as Clerk
Stefan Lysenko
as Ruffo
Sofia Milos
as Young Sophia
Anthony Crivello
as Luigi Cortino
Saverio Carubia
as Villager
Bill Livingston
as Guess the Number Croupier
Gerald Emerick
as Guess the Number Player
Frankie Como
as Waiter
Brian Tahash
as Bodyguard
Richard Abraham
as Evil Priest
Frank Birney
as Wedding Priest
Don Bovingloh
as Funeral Priest
Henry Harris
as Nonchalant Guy
Karen Leigh Hopkins
as Nurse
Dan Klein
as Judas
Pat Harvey
as Newscaster
Jerry Haleva
as Saddam Hussein
Mr. Oh
as Korean Soldier
Jack I. Bernstein
as ATM Man with Double Chin
Don Cornelius
as Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Florence Griffith Joyner
as Running Woman (uncredited)
Isabel Sanford
as Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Alex Trebek
as Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Deep Roy
as Small Hitman (uncredited)
Sherman Hemsley
as George Jefferson (uncredited)